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My self-summary
Hello. Well, let's see....I am 56, divorced and have 2 grown children ..... workin on the Gma thing.....errrr mean the kids are workin on that. (As of July 2013 achieved Gramma status.. Yeaaa!!) I am a conservitive christian and do my best to follow God's laws (which means no sex outside of marriage, thought you should know as most disappear right about here)(and NO that is not a challenge or a game...been fooled by that one...not going there again). OK.. gonna add here as well that Im....NOT NOT NOT fit, skinny, or anything even close. Dont like it... but cant change it now, although tryin. You not into that....Great...I dont want to be like this either. As Im not interested in any long distance relationships.....please ...if your not local to me...bypass me. Also not interested in younger guys, dominance, or, partying.....among other things.
I am a preschool teacher and really like my job. My favorite thing is extreme humor and I laugh way too much for anyone normal (well I guess the cat is out of the bag...I'm not normal). And they say that laughing burns calories too(....gee by now I should be invisible!). I spend alot of time with my friends and family, usually being silly and laughing. I enjoy making jewlery and other small craft's, psychology, most animals, aquariums, museums and exhibits, scenic drives (car, motorcycle (gotta LOVE those harleys), and the NW ferry's even though that is not really driving, tv/movies (in or out), concerts, and so much more. I have a bad foot and am unable to be as active as I would like (thus the weight issue). I get around fine, just not as fast or as much as is normal (still not normal). And, unfortunately, dont dance... maybe a slow one if I am forced and having a good foot day. Also worth mentioning is that I am unable to relocate. There's so much that that this site has discontinued....makes me sad...still it's a great resource for making friends and such...
I wish you success and happiness in your search.

I am usually fun, patient, and realistic
What I’m doing with my life
Working of course, enjoying all of special people in my life and life in general. Personal growth and learning should be a forever thing. Striving to be someone that God and my family will be proud of. I truly love my job and that and my family will ALWAYS be a priority. And lots of humor and laughter is a must!
I’m really good at
Well.. children, household management, problem solving, organizing (usually), hmmm..this is starting to sound like being a mom. I guess that is where most of my experience comes from. So now I am spreading my wings, as they say (who is "they" anyway?) and trying and learning new stuff. Anything is possible I guess. Im also great at making a fool of myself by being silly...
What I am NOT good at is pursuing guys, flirting, or making the first (or even the second..third....etc) move... If you want to talk or meet ask... if I am a bit busy at the time.. ask again. Am actually quite reserved...for a social butterfuly.
The first things people usually notice about me
my laugh...(and voice).. its loud and obnoxious... (I, of course, hate it)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite book is "Personality Plus" by Florence Littauer. About the 4 personality types from a christian perspective, and using my personal favorite, humor (psychology of course). Other than that I like historical romance (gasp), and other misc subjects like child development, psychology, self help, and misc useless trivia.
Movies would be Sci-fi, action, suspense, drama, family, most westerns, some romance, comedies that are not too stupid or crude, but not horror or graphic.
Music. Country!, classic r&r, oldies, gospel, some contemporary christian, some jazz, and my newest discovery...Native American flute music.
Food......american, chinese, italian, homemade popcorn!, and of course a few obscure items. Unfortunately... no seafood, turkey or pork... ( except for bacon and ham... in limited quantities. ...go figure)
Six things I could never do without
God, Family, Good friends, Lot's of humor, Music, my job.

I've hit the bottom. ..been homeless, etc...
Its one way to know who real friends are.
It's also how one discovers what priorities are... (as in "six things I could never do without"). I KNOW who my true friends are by action.. ...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
just about anything
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with my friends or watching tv/movie and/or on the computer. Well these days the tablet.... :-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
hmmmmmmm......thinkin (I know not many think these days) NO...
You should message me if
You have a good joke that will make me laugh. And/or you think your man enough to handle me...
be careful.. it may not be what you think.........

Not sure where to relocate awards.. but guess here is as good a place as any.........another fun feature gone. ..

gave me: The Perfect Mix
Awarded Sep 23, 2009

“Sparkley epitomizes the term, 'lady', she is sweet, intelligent and honest. She keeps it real, is very loyal to her friends, and is funny as hell! She IS the Perfect Mix! ”

--SAVAGELADY gave me: Makes Me Laugh
Awarded Feb 8, 2010

“hey brenda you make me laugh hahaha ok later

11111captrons gave me: Friends In Real Life
Awarded Mar 29, 2010

“I gave sparkley this award because of her willingness to laugh at things, our 69% match, and her honesty about herself. I believe sparkley would be a lot of fun to be around.”


darrylic gave me: Brilliant Profile
Awarded Nov 20, 2010

“nice profile.i like the that are a generally happy and that is really nice. i also like to laugh and be cheerlul also. most of all you seem to be a genuine person most of all. what is normal because i am not. ”

motorola5452 gave me: Eye Candy
Awarded Oct 10, 2011

“Pretty and charming face.As an apple . Full of juice and flavor. DELICIOSA.MMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
The two of us