looking for a gone girl type situation.
i'm a 25 year old disaster of a person who likes to knit and eat those little raspberry candies with the sprinkles all over them? does anyone know what i mean?
i'm looking for a potential boyfriend/girlfriend to be ashamed to show me in public and to hate everything about me.
hope you hate me already.
(love me please)
this entire self summary is a mess and if that doesn't tell you a lot about me, you clearly aren't reading what i'm writing.
i realize now that's not what this question is asking. i am currently working as a freelance production assistant when i can, and writing for a music news site. i drink a lot of wine.
convincing others i'm human
my wit and charm.
my overwhelming unhappiness.
gone girl is the best damn book. big harry potter geek. i read a little bit of everything, idk. as lame as it sounds, my favorite book is wuthering heights. i really dig shakespeare tbh. currently working on baby's first pynchon (lol i should get a christmas ornament with that on it): gravity's rainbow. i haven't finished it cuz gone girl took over my life. gillian flynn can fuck me up.
movies are my favorite. this is an impossible section for me but uh i love breakfast at tiffany's, chungking express, the graduate, la strada, heathers, north by northwest, who's afraid of virginia woolf, birdman, possession (1981), wayne's world, uhhhhh a million others. i just bought too many criterions on the sale, sidenote: if you haven't seen david gordon green's early work, or if you have and you can't get your hands on george washington much like me, buy the blu-ray of it and check it out, holyshit it's good. oh also! my favorite directors are wong kar-wai, alfred hitchcock, mike nichols, terrence malick, and federico fellini.
i was a tv production major so of course i love tv. lost, SNL, parks and rec, breaking bad, orphan black, ghost adventures, law and order: svu, bob's burgers, american horror story seasons 1 and 3 (murder house and coven duh), fresh off the boat, 30 rock, unbreakable kimmy schmidt, malcolm in the middle, and way too many more.
i like a lot of alternative and indie rock and indie dance/pop, like big data and passion pit and muse and two door cinema club and stuff like that... classic rock like queen and the ramones and aerosmith... techno and house like four tet and claude vonstroke and soul clap and maya jane coles and disclosure.
basically every food possible. big fan of chipotle. i will try any food once.
and sadly, my iphone
i do, however, have a typical saturday night. if i'm not in nyc, i am watching snl. always.
i will tell you right now i won't reply to anyone more than ten years older that me. your message will instantly deleted. it's predatory and creepy and i don't like it at all.
don't message me asking for sex or threesomes.