The above paragraph was created by saying the opposite of what 99.9% of people say about themselves and the people they are looking for. If you didn't figure that out before you got to this paragraph just don't bother, and buy yourself the extra drink. It's on me.
Actual things about me.
-I'm a professor and a coach, and sometimes athlete.
-I FREAKING RULE AT LIFE!!!! but only on Tuesdays. The rest of the time I'm humble demure, and bake pies in the kitchen.
-I work in theatre. I make costumes and sceneries.
-I rarely sleep. I like crazy adventures and pretending to drive to Princeton in the middle of the night.
-I love to cook and bake.
-I'm no longer coming to terms with being a New Jersey resident. A recovering new jerseyite.
-I have been arrested
-I'm considering playing D&D but restricting it to socially acceptable attractive people
-I am wonder woman.
-I am Sarcastic, and have large feet
-I *do* think I'm cooler than you.
Music- Just pretend there is a giant paragraph here of bands you've never heard of, and assume my taste in music is both sophisticated and fun.
Movies- Metropolis. Aaaaaaaand Better off Dead.
T.V.- I like the show with the thing that bounces around the screen and says "no signal"
Books- *pretentiously long list of books you've never read either.* I like books, I really do, but they are addictive you see, and then I don't work. So I listen to them. While working
You are a scientist.
You want to bring me a latte.
One of three will do. I ain't too picky.