Do zombies (the witty ones with excellent grammar skills) complain to okcupid because the question doesn't read, "What I'm doing with my death?"
Wondering how the hell I got on some random zombie kick. While not adverse to zombies, I'm really not all that into zombies either.
They're also probably very impressed with the amount of money I've saved on shampoo over the years.
My musical mantra: when a person says they have "eclectic" taste, they don't. If you do, then you don't have to say it. So whatever you dig, you dig. I dig music, and my taste is very eclectic.
Food: I am not a fan of my share of condiments. I also don't like eggs, onions, bananas and coconut, but I'll eat pretty much any culture's cuisine, and more than likely enjoy it. In addition to actual enjoyment, this makes me appear worldly and sophisticated, and that's a combo that's tough to beat. Even with an egg beater, which I consider pretty much useless, since, well, I don't like eggs. Hmmm, maybe eggs should be beaten. Beaten, crushed and obliterated. I might need to reconsider my prior take on the value of the egg beater. Is Target still open at this hour?
My soul, because without it the bottom of my feet would really hurt.
My eyes, because they are the windows to my soul, which seems odd since I'm not sure if I've actually seen the bottom of my feet, and this is what that would suggest. Oh. SOLE. My bad.
Explaining what "Spectrum is Green" means. Because it's a really random and utterly geeky, lengthy explanation. And who would ever want to live without that?
That is, only if you live on Proverbs Lane. Okay, even if you don't live on Proverbs Lane, because it seems narrowing this profile to hot or cold babes who live only on Proverbs Lane has made my okcupid in-box a rather lonely place. Yes. Let's blame it on that.
PS: It's a pretty lofty number.
I've also noticed that lots of folks like to relax and enjoy netflix. Why not hulu? What does everyone have against hulu? Someone has to give hulu some love. I'll accept that responsibility.
I might now keep a count of the number of responses I get letting me know "unlonely" isn't a word. But it's okay. I will politely thank you, because if nothing else, the in-box will get some activity. And in-box activity is good.