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My self-summary
All the things other guys say in their profiles (love to travel, career oriented, party but not to hardy, etc. etc.).

I am legit 6' and spend most of my free time practicing opening jars. I also hunt spiders on the regular.

* No tigers or beaches were harmed in the making of this profile.
I’m really good at
Making interesting photoshopped pictures.

Less good at online pick up lines.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (in 2016!): Hillbilly Elegy, Starting Strength, Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy, This Town, But What if We're Wrong, Flash Boys

Podcast: You Are Not So Smart, Stone Cold Unleashed, Cinema Sins

Movies: Rogue One, Keanu, Little Miss Sunshine, The Wrestler, Burn Before After Reading

TV Shows: Firefly, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Bo Horseman, Rick and Morty.

Food: nom nom nom.
Six things I could never do without
1. Ceiling fans
2. These rock glasses I found.
3. My kindle. And the books on it. Not in that order
4. Living in an age where traveling the world takes less than 24hrs
5. Knowing the quadratic equation
6. Indie films
7. Counting
On a typical Friday night I am
Moving tires up and down the block.
You should message me if
Are into guys who own their own place and have great insurance.

Basically everything your mom wants for you.
The two of us