I can shake-a mah fanny I can shake-a mah can
I'm a tough tootin baby, I can puncha yo buns! Puncha yo buns, I can punch all yo buns!
If you're an evil witch, imma punch you for fun!
Lol free A-List. I can see your face!
Constantly reconstructing my perspective on life, the universe, and everything.
I HAVE TOO MANY SILLY HATS-
Ha, no. You can't have too many silly hats. Ever.
Really. I have like, 9 silly hats. Nine.
Music: Unts with a side of whomp.
Books: I can't read or write.
Movies: I fucking love Twilight.
Bullet pointed lists
Power adapters that take up too much space on a power strip
Fake enthusiasm for the geriatric