34 San Mateo, United States
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My self-summary
I am equal parts nice-guy and cynical asshole.
What I’m doing with my life
Working way too much.
I’m really good at
Telling foul jokes, playing bass, swinging a spike maul, giving massages, messing with peoples heads and getting along with people from all walks of life. Oh yeah and driving
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Seven Samurai,Pulp Fiction,
Any Tom Brown Jr book,Still Life With Woodpecker
Bruce Lee's writings and movies
Alice in Chains, Tool,Squarepusher,Stochelo Rosenberg,Mastodon,Tony Rice
Bullet,Venetian Snares
Anything Clint Eastwood
Delicatessin,Sword of the Stranger
Charlie Byrd,Stanley Clarke,Blade Runner
Pizza,Sandwiches,Thai,Sushi,Indiana Jones,Did I mention pizza?
I really love well done animation. One of my favorite art forms
The six things I could never do without
Good food
The internet (i could do without honestly but damn I love it)
A pocketknife
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually went to massage school. Most of my guy friends don't know this. It's funny how male massuers are looked at with suspicion yet when Dr. Bob sticks his finger up your butt he's "just doing his job" incidentally I don't practice professionally any more. Given my current job (pretty much the polar opposite) most of my friends don't know this about me.
You should message me if
You can tell which bits above were sarcastic :-P