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My self-summary
I'm a:

- Walking cartoon
- Science geek
- Introvert with most people
- Extrovert with my circle
- MINI cooper lover.
- Me. Imperfect........and proud of it.

Reasons to date me: None. Fuck off.

But if I were to date someone, it would be because she has a dark and twisted sense of humor, has her shit together, and is a decent person.

I think relationships are a pain in the ass...... so they should happen with someone who's perfect for you.
What I’m doing with my life
Being happy, being an IT guy, and taking care of my dog.
I’m really good at
Having fun.
Looking stupid in front of everyone.
Looking smart in front of everyone.
Sticking out like a sore thumb.
Being the awkward one in a room full of awkward people.
Being a nerd.
Turning my feet all the way around (180 degrees).

...Oh yes....and cooking. I'm badass.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall and lanky.
My red sunglasses.
The fact that I walk like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.
That I don't have a word filter.
My whole body shakes when I laugh.
I'm super geeky, a little crazy, really cool, and kind of funny.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies/Shows: Django Unchained!, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, Scott Pilgrim Vs The World, House of a 1000 Corpse, Walking Dead, Zombieland, Colbert, John Stewart, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Zoolander, 300, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Starsky and Hutch, The Hills Have Eyes, Inglorious Basterds, Borat, Bruno, The Dictator, Planet Terror + Death Proof (GrindHouse), 28 Days Later, Der Untergang, City of God, Maria Full of Grace, Y Tu Mamá También, Cowboys and Aliens, South Park, Ancient Aliens, MegaMind, Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, Prometheus, Avengers, Devil's Rejects, any documentary narrated by Alec Baldwin, and more.

Obsessed with Discovery Channel, History Channel, H2, Science Channel, and Animal Planet.

Music: I like weird and intricately put together music that sounds awesome.

Food: I tend to find a badass place to eat, and pick only one dish to eat from there for the rest of my life. Example: At Miss Saigon I only eat the #20 Miss Saigon Rice Noodles w/ extra spring rolls. Fuck everything else on that menu, that shit is DELICIOUS.
Six things I could never do without
My friends (small circle)
Rational thinking
Minnie (my dog)
Smokables and Edibles
The beach
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to improve myself as a person.

I revisit ideas and see how I can be wrong about something.

The universe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Eating something fancy.

I'm an honorary fat person, according to my food friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm an open book. That doesn't mean I have to display that here.
You should message me if
You're eccentric.
You're not a quartz-Crystal-salt-lamp new age hippie
You know who Gumby is.
You have no shame.
You have no problem saying penis in public.
You know who Michael Knight is.
You love racist jokes.
You think I'm gay.
You love deep conversations.
You know Rick, Hershel, Carl, Dale, T-Dog, Maggie and Glen.
You think Lori was a cunt.
You choose to be happy.
You know Kitt and Karr. (Definitely if you know Kitt and Karr!)
You know who the Thunder Cats were.
You love being wrong.
You're ok with being right.
You know Yakko, Wakko, and Dot.
You laughed while reading this profile.
You love working out or some form of exercise. ( I could use a buddy! )
You have the balls to voice your opinion and be fine with being the only one in the room with that opinion.
The two of us