splavin
22 Norfolk, United States
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My self-summary
Goofs and gaffs 24/7
What I’m doing with my life
Who even knows at this point haha

I'm working for now and heading back to school in the fall
I’m really good at
eating terrible, terrible things and somehow not gain weight
getting waaaayyy too sucked into things (movies, shows, games etc.)
being distracted at the wrong times
The first things people usually notice about me
I come off as quiet and a tad bit awkward. No idea why I'm listed as outgoing.

Some people like to comment on my eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
No Country for Old Men, Lord of the Flies

The majority of "literature" I read lately are comic books, being the uncultured pleb that I am.

movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Memento, MCU, Edgar Wright, Four Lions, Tarantino, Airplane!, The Naked Gun, Pixar anything, Studio Ghibli anything, Fight Club, No Country for Old Men, Snowpiercer

tv: Band of Brothers, Game of Thrones, Futurama, Magnum PI, Sherlock, Adventure Time, Community, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Psych, Last airbender, Archer, Twilight Zone, Arrested Development, Cowboy Bebop, Berserk, Mystery Science Theater 3000

I love cheesy, so-bad-its-good stuff ie Birdemic and anything with animation will grab my attention. Extra points for rollercoaster plot twists, rapid, witty dialouge, slick editing, and dark humor/themes

Music: I'm not really picky, but I do like to listen to thrash, classic metal/rock, mostly stuff between hard rock and heavy metal.
"Unofficial" Top 5 Bands: 1. AC/DC 2. Metallica 3. Van Halen 4. Rage Against the Machine 5. Five Finger Death Punch
Taken a real liking to Childish Gambino lately, which is weird for me. Donald Glover is the shit though.

Games: I primarily play on PC nowadays, working through a neglected backlog of Steam games.
The six things I could never do without
Podcasts
Arizona iced tea
Reddit
Humor
Existential dread
That other thing... you know... that thing that does the thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
not to make an ass out of myself
On a typical Friday night I am
unwinding from the week
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I feel really uncomfortable around sharks and snakes
A cocky attitude is a surefire way to make me lose respect for someone
If you aren't okay with the LGBT community, we probably wont get along
Asparagus is the bane of my existence
You should message me if
If you can tell me one of the below:

Why Nic Cage is so goddamn amazing.

Your most tinfoil theory about Game of Thrones.

Your favorite Monty Python quote

Or none of the above
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