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My self-summary
Sometimes I wish I were an astronaut. I don't know whether to use "was" or "were" in the previous sentence. I've met Bill Clinton twice, and almost kissed him, but dammit he slipped away. Brooklyn is my muse. I once ate a gecko. Radiolab makes me very happy. I've run two marathons...time for another? I love crosswords, but rarely finish them. My absolute favorite thing is a good story. Or maybe ice cream. Definitely ice cream.

Oh and this makes me laugh a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Making and telling stories, and spreading them around.

I direct plays and sometimes act in them.
I’m really good at
Forgetting to charge my phone before I leave the hou..........
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like lists, but not categories. So here's some of all of it.

Vertigo/Alfred Hitchcock
2001: A Space Odyssey/Stanley Kubrick
Wet Hot American Summer
Pedro Almodovar
Gael Garcia Bernal
Star Wars (the originals, duh)
Pulp Fiction/Quentin Tarantino
Freaks & Geeks
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Monty Python
The Simpsons
Haruki Murakami
Allen Ginsberg
The Odyssey
Twelfth Night
Sunday in the Park With George
Bob Dylan
Ben Folds
The Beatles
Tom Waits
This American Life
Wait Wait Don't Tell Me
Jane Fonda's autobiography
Ice Cream
The six things I could never do without
All the New Yorkers I never read
Mix tapes
Brick - the coolest cat
Mosquito repellant
World Cup
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1) the toilet paper roll should go over, not under

2) toothpaste should be squeezed from the bottom to the top, not from the middle

3) clipping fingernails and toenails should be done in private

I welcome a debate on these very important issues.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not Amy Winehouse.
You should message me if
if anything here makes you smile, or laugh, or cry, or explode, or pee your pants.

if you have more to say than "hi."

if you're an Ernie to my Bert