31Simi Valley, United States
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My self-summary
Have people always been afraid of clowns, or is it trendy now to say you're afraid? Maybe it's just because people our age grew up when that "IT" movie came out with the killer clown. Still, I don't fear clowns. I will kick clown ass.

Now that I have your attention: I'm a world-traveled, complex/spontaneous, and because I've recently turned 31, it seems like I'm a new frontier being in this new age bracket as a female. Oh well!

I am more on the introverted side, but that doesn't mean I'm shy: I enjoy performing in improv comedy, doing karaoke (occasionally) and I am a journalist, so I meet a lot of new people constantly. I do value alone time, though, which is when I get my writing and blogging done. "Alone time" could also mean just heading out to farmers market to walk around by myself, listening to some EDM playlist on Spotify.

As for the guy I'd like to meet, I need someone mentally stimulating who enjoys deep conversations about all topics. I'd also hope he has a rapid-fire wit, passionate about his hobbies/career, genuine, affectionate guy. A dash of nerdiness doesn't hurt, either.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm am a content/social media strategist. Hobbies include live entertainment (especially comedy), travel, kayaking, learning languages, reading on my Kindle, gardening and being outside in general.
I’m really good at
Writing nonfiction, essays, articles, and critiquing the writing of others. I went to school for journalism and have also written for a lot of national horse show jumping/equestrian publications. I previously rode horses (show jumping) for over 10 years, but I'm not currently riding. Someday I will again.

Oh, and expect to be defeated if you play Tetris or Boggle against me.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a pretty sarcastic sense of humor and it comes out right away. As for appearance, I have big curly hair and big hazel eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book/movie: Gone with the Wind is my favorite book and movie. I like all sorts of old movies.
Six things I could never do without
--Writing utensils, whether that's my laptop or just a pen/paper.
--My cat (spilled the beans there, I guess if you're allergic or hate cats it won't work)
--A current passport (oh wait, I need to renew mine)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My direction in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
"A cynic is just a romantic with a broken heart."
You should message me if
**You plan to use more than 3 words in your opening message. Think back to grade school and use complete sentences.
**You appreciate a fun, flirty, sarcastic female.
**You actually want to date, not just bang and/or just casually see what's out there after a long term relationship. Not. Interested.
**You can make me laugh.
The two of us