I am vivacious, extrodinary, and ditzylious
My favorite artists are; timbaland, diddy,50 cent, eminem, dr dre, kayne West, T.I, Lloyd, Bow Wow, and obviously lil wayne.
Movies: comides and horror films.
Supertroopers, ancherman, Dan in real Life, Texas chainsaw massacer, House of wax, superbad, blades of glory, the ring.
Food: I LOVE chinese food. I love anything that makes my mouth on fire:)And I love milk.
Book: sci-fi or anything thats dangerous or thillerish.
2. My son
3. friends-well I am a social person and without people Id go crazy.
4. horses(my favorite thing in the world)
5. faith (without it Id be lost)
6.internet- such a great invention
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Many men think blondes are dumb....lol.....wonder why??
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!
What a year!!
Just kidding. I am an open book.