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My self-summary
Lately I have read many summaries of others lives and how exciting they are. My self summary is more than that. Its a life time of stories packed into one outragious person known only as the amazing squirtle, myself. This spirit filled women has traveled many places and still as many adventures to come. I have lived in over 10 cities, and lived next to the worlds largest geyser. Seeing amazing animals such as a 400 pound bear and running directly into thee largest coyate is just some of the things I have encountered. Loving the outdoorsfootballand anything to do with criminal justice and medical is my game. Friendly is a understatement of the description of how I run. Randomness is the ultimate excitment. movies,horses,dogs,and getting down and dirty are my thing. (Boys I am not talking about sex either). I HATE shopping, unless I really need something specfic. This 23 year old has energy that many cant handle. Family is one of thee most important things in my entire world. I have a son, which is a complex situation.

I am vivacious, extrodinary, and ditzylious
What I’m doing with my life
I am moving to Detroit, only to complete my CNA certificate. I am entering a trade school there. Probably will take me 3 months. At least thats what I am hoping for. The advanced training is in New York City. If in 3 months I havent lost the weight I need to enter the marines, like I want to, I will then go to New York to continue my trade school to become an LPN. Eventuaslly though I will be coming back to lansing to live perminately. My family lives in Eaton Rapids and I could never leave them for too long.
I’m really good at
Art, listening, and just having fun. I tend to make people laugh, even when I am not meaning to. My ditzyness is mainly the factor for it I believe. I dont mean to be ditzy but it kinda happens. I love starting conversations. I am such a friendly person it tends to happen even though sometimes the person could care less. I love doing guy things...cookouts...football games...video game showdowns....camping....drinking socially sometimes....and watching the history channel.....Basically thats what I am good at.
The first things people usually notice about me
my eyes. my friends say they pop out like stars. My dad calls me smiling eyes....appartentlly he thinks its a funny name.I am short too. Which isnt that bad for me. I tend to be a little ditzy at times and talkative.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Muisc: rap, hip hop, r&b, pop, and regga.
My favorite artists are; timbaland, diddy,50 cent, eminem, dr dre, kayne West, T.I, Lloyd, Bow Wow, and obviously lil wayne.

Movies: comides and horror films.
Supertroopers, ancherman, Dan in real Life, Texas chainsaw massacer, House of wax, superbad, blades of glory, the ring.

Food: I LOVE chinese food. I love anything that makes my mouth on fire:)And I love milk.

Book: sci-fi or anything thats dangerous or thillerish.
Six things I could never do without
1. My family-my mom the most. She has helped me through alot and without that I could have never made it. My family is top to me and people have to understand that.

2. My son

3. friends-well I am a social person and without people Id go crazy.

4. horses(my favorite thing in the world)

5. faith (without it Id be lost)

6.internet- such a great invention
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

You laugh because I'm different...........
I laugh cause I just farted!

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Many men think blondes are dumb....lol.....wonder why??

Blonde Logic:
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!

March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!

August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because top was down.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!

December - Couldn't call 911....."duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the phone!!!

What a year!!
On a typical Friday night I am
working or hanging out with friends.Sometimes I am with my family. My mom and sister are so much fun to hang out with sometimes...lol
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am CDO, its OCD but the letters are in the order they should be.
Just kidding. I am an open book.
You should message me if
you are interested and you feel like making a friend:)I am always up for new friends to talk to. If I look cute to you at all.
The two of us