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My self-summary
Currently single but just looking to make new friends. I'm awesomely awkward and I text how I talk. I'm sarcastic allllll the time and I text/message the way I would say it. If you don't understand it then say it out loud in a sarcastic way and I'm sure you'll figure it out! =D Im a goof with a big heart and I'm not afraid to use it, I quote movies and blurt out whats on my mind. I'm stubborn as a mule but "cute as a button"... whatever that means haha. I sometimes cuss like a trucker and occasionally have a southern drawl. I'm up for new things.

If I check out your profile please feel free to send me a message. I don't bite, I just know how many ridiculous messages girls get on here so just send one my way instead. I'm not trying to get lost in the 100 messages you receive a day =).

Currently a lumberjack... Training to be an arborist... Yes, Commence dirty jokes to my inbox now! :P

Currently working out 3-5 days a week at my home gym and that does not mean I'm a meat head. I just love staying active. Keeping up with my house and pup Odin. In summer, most of my time is outside playing sports or have sand between my toes. In winter, most of my time is spent looking for an available hot-tub. I have a season pass to carowinds and us national whitewater center if anyone wants to go!

I'm a fan of playing sports even if I'm not good or have never played before. Trying new things is one of my favorite past times. I Love playing tackle football, only way to play. I'm an old-school Pittsburgh Steelers fan back when Kordell Stewart was QB. I used to be a Bronco's fan back when John Elway played, and same thing with the Bills when Jim Kelly was around. No I'm NOT a bandwagoner! I'm still a Steelers fan but I also liked the other teams during the same time.

I love Superman. Anything with the logo on it.

**I like to; play all sports, skydive, ice-skate, roller-blade, hike, walk around, just drive to wherever, bowl, shoot pool, shoot guns, paintball, sled, work-out, ride bikes, rock-climb, blast music, dance, play video games (PC, or console), kayak, go camping, have bon-fires, have a few beers, climb trees, ride horses, go to the zoo, put-put (golf), ride go-karts, jet-ski, attempt karaoke, paddle-boat, swim, relax in a hot-tub, para-sailing, ride scooters, snow-board, cook, read, get lost, and way more.
**I've yet to learn; skate-boarding (which I can now go past 5 feet before falling), surfing.
**I really want to; snorkel, ride dirt bikes/4 wheelers, visit Italy, Denmark, and other parts of Europe and the rest of the 50 states I haven't been to.
**I'm horrible at; showing when I'm being sarcastic (I'm sarcastic most of the time so don't take offense to anything I say), snowboarding (I'd like to work on that), and lying.

I'm fortunate enough to have been to Niagara Falls Canada side many times, Toronto as a child, 2009 Belize and Cozumel Mexico as far as traveling goes. I've vacationed to NYC twice, Outer Banks NC, Myrtle Beach SC, and Florida Keyes west.

I have 5 tattoos currently and plan to get more or add-on/finish the ones I have. All of which are cover-able by a regular t-shirt. Both my ears are pierced.

To the ladies who do any drugs or smoke at all currently, the best we can be is friends.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm building up the degrees and managerial experience needed to own and run either an existing business or start my own.
I’m really good at
Keeping my word, kissing (been told), massaging (enjoy it), being loyal, being extremely corny, and killing zombies to save the world! Confusing people with my obscene ability to be utterly random. Arguing/debating. Breaking out in ridiculous dance because I hear music. Being courteous to people, if I'd gotten a dollar for every time someone said to me "your mother must of raised you right"... I'd have like $23. =)
The first things people usually notice about me
Other than the fact I'm always smiling, I have a slightly larger than average ego, and that I've been working out... That's pretty much the only things I get haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Pieres Anthony is a great Sci-fi (fiction) Author that I enjoy. I've also read; Perks of being a Wallflower, Angels and Demons, Harry Potters 1-4 even though I started reading #4 before the other 3. Finished The Hunger Games series and saw the movies. Read the first 50 shades

Movies: Anything with Will Smith (have all 6 seasons of Fresh Prince of Bel'air)... I've yet to find a movie of his that I do not enjoy. Horror, Comedy, Action, Sci-fi, Based on a Real Story... anything with a good story line... like Fight Club. Owen Wilson does some great movies. I also enjoy movies like Troy, 300, Immortals, Thor 1 & 2, Iron Man 1 & 2 & 3, and the rest of the marvel movies, the Black Knight, little Nikki, the Princess Bride, Labyrinth, Robin Hood Men in Tights. I've seen Jeff Dunham live for his Controlled Chaos tour. Series: Star Wars, Harry Potter, Underworld, Friday, Pirates of the Caribbean, Austin Powers, X-men, LOTR, Indiana Jones, Saw, MIB & 2 & 3. My all-time favorite movie is Marvel, The Avengers.

Shows: The list includes; Californication, House, How I met your mother, Two and a Half Men, Weeds, Scrubs, South park, Futurama, Family guy, History channel, How its made, Mythbusters, The Office, That 70's Show, NCIS (NOT los angeles), Law and Order: SVU, Total Blackout, Face Off, and more I've currently forgotten.

Music: Alternative, Rock n Roll, Classic Rock, Hip Hop, Rap, R&B, Country. I've been to several concerts and have seen perform:
Saving Abel
Papa Roach x2
Puddle of Mudd
Rise Against x3
Foo Fighters
Los Lonely Boys
Three Days Grace
POD x2
A Day to Remember
The Offspring
Theory of a Dead Man
3 Doors Down
and I was going to attend the Blink-182 concert until they canceled.
The Used
Taking Back Sunday
Fall Out Boy
30 Seconds to Mars
Linkin Park
Hootie and the Blowfish
Darius Rucker x2
Keith Urban
Lo Cash
Kenny Chesney
Tim McGraw

Food: Pretty much anything that's not seafood and I can't stand raspberries. I love Mexican/Italian food, and sesame chicken with "Por Fri Rye??" (pork fried rice lol) I can eat fruit all day, I like salads with French/Catalina dressing (you know, the red and orange ones) or Caeser salads. I love black olives, peppers, chille, and frank's red hot I can put on everything! I'm a huge fan of macaroni and cheese with chopped hotdogs. Bacon is my favorite breakfast food along with blueberry pancakes, toast, and orange juice/milk. I make one mean bacon egg and cheese bagel for breakfast.
Six things I could never do without
My dog Odin, parents dog Bearbear, God-dog Logan
Hot showers
Godsons Owen and Isaac
Sweats and Hoodies
sweet tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything and anything pertinent, and completely disregarded, to what I come across during my day. However a recurring theme is finding someone/people to spend my free time with.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't have typical Friday Nights. Here's what they can be; relaxing, hanging out with friends, working out, watching Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've gone streaking down the hallway of a very expensive hotel. I can make my pecs bounce to music. I've been tricked into attending Zumba.
You should message me if
You would like to meet a genuinely kind and gentle guy. Want to be friends. You want to cuddle and watch movies or get out and be active. You're actually willing to meet in person at some point.
The two of us