srjohnso
30Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Looking to meet new people and acquire interesting experiences. I have a penchant for ludicrous eye wear and loud music. My only weakness is procrastination, but I will get around to fixing that later. As you can see from the photos I am friends with both canines and felines, though I do not currently own any myself. I have a voracious appetite for sushi and I'm willing to expand my palate if you know of any scrumtralescent cuisine in the area.
What I’m doing with my life
* Working in the biotech sector. I spend all day decrying the beureaucrats who won't let us genetically engineer sharks with frickin lazers attached to their heads.

* Working on myself, includes activities
such as:
Reading more books.
Working out on the reg.
Experimenting in the kitchen.
Traveling more (Went to France and Mexico last year, trying to see Central or South America this year).
Finding new tunes as I compile the playlist for my future viking funeral.
I’m really good at
*Talking loudly when it is completely unnecessary.

*Taking cat naps with actual cats.

*Accidentally dropping F bombs around small children (I do feel bad afterward).

*Making hella good salsa and hummus.

*Accidentally rubbing my eyes after handling diced jalapenos. It burns!

*Killing it on the dance floor.
The first things people usually notice about me
*How loud I am. Seriously, I think it's genetic because my family is loud too.

*I'm a repository for random facts, trivia, and movie/tv references.

*White boy has got some moves, the quality of which are open to interpretation.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- I'm into Sci fi/ Fantasy novels as well as Science/History books. Currently reading a book about the history of the Pacific.

Movies: Too long to list but I enjoy a good story. As long as the story is a good one and the acting doesn't suck I'm game.

TV: A few favorites: Breaking bad, Arrested Development, House of Cards, The Wire, Game of Thrones, Community, Parks and Rec, Always Sunny, Southpark, Planet Earth. I used to be addicted to Law and Order but with help from friends and family I am making a successful recovery.

Music: I'm usually listening to Hip Hop, House and R&B (especially 90s R&B), but I like to dip my toes in many genres. I'm always looking for new stuff to listen to.

Food: I'm trying to improve my abilities as a chef but I usually stick to simple stuff because my budget doesn't allow me to go all food network inside my kitchen (plus I can't think of many dishes I'd like to add Crème Fraîche to). I'm not very picky about what I eat though I do try and eat healthy.
Six things I could never do without
1. The letter "E"
2. intellectual curiosity
3. crushed red pepper/hot sauce
4. fluffy animals
5. hot shower
6. coffee
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is there any way to rent a room full of puppies for a couple hours?

At what point does self esteem become narcissism?

Who gave this clown a license to drive and where is all this traffic coming from?

How many more of these can I eat before I feel fat?
On a typical Friday night I am
Somewhere, drink in hand, singing This is how we do it by Montell Jordan.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll hit the high notes here.

* I listen to the make a man out of you song from Mulan as I get ready every morning.

*When I was seven I booby trapped a pie to prevent others from eating it.

*I once managed to cut myself with a grapefruit. True story.

*When drinking I will frequently sing boy band/R&B songs from the 90s/early 2000s.
You should message me if
* Your previous first dates had you humming Scrubs by TLC under your breath.

*You have strong opinions on important subjects and want to discuss them over red wine and cheese because we are sophisticated.

* You have a dog or dogs I can play with.

* You want to get drunk with me and sing songs from the Backstreet Boys Millennium Album.
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