sscw84
31 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
I will roast the motherfuck out of some Brussels sprouts.

I occasionally fall asleep wearing my contacts and wake up thinking, for the briefest of moments, that I can see. Which is to say, in a weird way, I'm mad optimistic.

ENFP who'd just as soon move to Berlin, grow tomatoes, and write a couple Pulitzer-winning novels.
What I’m doing with my life
By day, I'm doing my best Peggy Olson impression.

I spend most of my nights making pickles and scheming to score a job with John Oliver.
I’m really good at
Balancing a sunny disposition with a crack wit.

Speaking of balance, I never fall down. Reflexes like a jungle cat.
The first things people usually notice about me
This big ass smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: So many books. All of them, if I could. Calling 2016 the year of the re-read.

Movies: MAD MAX, Lost in Translation, anything by the Coen Brothers, The Royal Tenenbaums, Drive, Interstellar, Glengarry Glen Ross, Boogie Nights.

Shows: All of the Golden Age of Television shows we're supposed to like, plus King of the Hill and Top Gear.

Music (of late): Biebs (yup), Kendrick, Disclosure, Chvrches, Explosions in the Sky.

Food: Basically everything, but especially anything you can get at Pies and Thighs.
The six things I could never do without
Dimly lit bars (so hip)
All of the books
Last Week Tonight
Cheese
Badass sweatpants
More cheese
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The difference between Bill Murray's best movie and the best movie Bill Murray's been in.

Hand cut dovetail joinery.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an Excel file listing every book I've read, by year, over the last 12 years, which makes me a book nerd, an Excel nerd, and questionably compulsive.
You should message me if
My private confession hasn't totally killed it for you.
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