staples111
23 Normal, United States
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My self-summary
Clip your seatbelt motherfuckers, cause in the duration of this page I'm going to learn you a thing I've only discovered about myself recently. So sit down, start your questions, and enjoy the experience of my gay-ass, sugar-fueled writing nonsense.

I'm an old soul who enjoys the old-school romantic things, but my stuborn ass does what I want if it only effects me. My sarcasm varries from House to dad puns. What I'm really looking for is someone to share my life with and who will share theirs with me, even though I don't want kids. Sorry not sorry.

I'm very affectionate and tactile (touch-y). I like being close to people. I have three tattoos and I'm planning on more.

I have one cat, and depression, am INFP and the home-depot lesbian. I like people that do not and will not have dicks regardless of their gender or non gender and only those.. I am not religious but I do enjoy wiccan/pagan things like tarrot readings, spirit guide communications.

Cute things I would do as your girlfriend or friend:
•cuddling. a lot of cuddling.
•send you random pictures
•playing with your hair
•talking about everything.
•hold your hand
•you can be big spoon or little spoon
•make you food
•BLANKET FORT
•stargaze
•movie marathon/ season binge

things people can be insecure about, but don't bother me:
eye/hair/skin color
freckles or lack of
self harm scars
glasses
boob size
depression/anxiety
height
money
nerd interests
What I’m doing with my life
working, getting art comissions, petting my cat, and spending too long on my computer
I’m really good at
Self expression
humor
Art
Chilling
Pondering unknowns
Listening
CUDDLING
Meaningful conversation
Loving
Romance
The first things people usually notice about me
my sense of humor or smile
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like dry humor movies like She's the Man and Easy A
or animations from Studio Ghibli to oldschool Disney or Pokemon.

I spend alot of time watching food or documentary shows on netflix, house md, pitbulls and parolees, my cat from hell....

Music: Anything but country or winey singers.
I like Imogen Heap, Switchfoot, Family Force 5, and le 90's songs.

Food: There aren't very many foods I like, but because of that I'm willing to try a lot of new things.
The six things I could never do without
friends, communication/ trust
if you take more than 3 days to respond, smoke, or do hard drugs I've already lost interest.

not mandatory but generally my ideal partner:
would:---------- live 30 min away or less----secretly or openly liked feeling needed, be chill, optimistic, not be afraid to be themselves, communicate, someone I feel safe and un-judged around, love pets, be able to initiate conversations

would not:-----be high maitenence, demand constant attention, need so much alone time it's like I'm not dating anyone at all, want kids, be arrogant or controlling
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is cuddling not socially acceptable to almost any circumstance besides dating?
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching netflix, drawing tattoo designs, trying to figure out how I could afford a new tattoo when I cant afford a sandwich.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty sure I'm more into foreplay than sex.

I also have a bad relationship with my mom that often moves into triggers.
You should message me if
If you're hype about pokemon generations! :D
You're willing to talk nerdy to me.
You can communicate.

Do not message me if you voted for Trump.
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