32 Baltimore, United States
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My self-summary
Aspiring astronaut with a fear of heights. Escapist who likes to say yes.
What I’m doing with my life
Got a doctorate in mad science.
I’m really good at
My main hobby is gradually destroying my body through grappling/wrasslin/jiu jitsu. I also like to collect records that I use to make people dance.


Random animal facts
The first things people usually notice about me
I get excited about a lot of things.

Optimist. Thinker. I cuss a lot sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music Genres: hip hop, funk, soul, house, and sometimes metal

Movies: I love horror and camp

Books: Anything by Neal Stephenson, History of the World in Six Glasses, His Dark Materials, Gone Away World, American Gods, House of Leaves

TV: Over The Garden Wall, Steven Universe, The Expanse, Stranger Things, Adventure Time, Hannibal, The Fall, Venture Bros, Metalocalypse
The six things I could never do without
cold red grapes
my turntables
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
my enameled cast iron pot
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to make friends with someone who owns a boat

Whether or not the pros of owning a pet raccoon would outweigh the cons
On a typical Friday night I am
Fighting crime and sobriety with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I walked from one NYC subway to the next, along the tracks one blurry night
You should message me if
You enjoy the occasional lazy weekend morning but are willing to conquer the world afterwards

You want to go see a thought-provoking movie and drag me along so I don't stream another straight-to-dvd Steven Seagal flick