What a coincidence. So am I.
So what kind of person are you looking for ? Uh huh. Yep. Well, you are in luck. I'm none of those things.
Now wait. Look at your past relationships. What do they have in common? Yep. They are PAST relationships.
So maybe its time to look outside your comfort zone, look beyond the veil, to do something different.
What makes me the type of person you might want to ask out is that, well, I can be fun. No, not that kind of fun. Get your head out of the gutter. No, what I mean is I will make you laugh, I will listen to your stories, and maybe even give you a back rub.
I'm a ghostwriter. People will tell you that you can't make money writing, but they are wrong. It's a marvelous job with all sorts of perks. I work from my bed (no commute) in my pajamas (no clothing expenses) and talk to the imaginary people in my head. (Wait, that didn't sound right.) Even if I have the most demanding boss in the world (me) the hours are great and I can structure my time any way I want.
What do I write for money? Don't laugh. Romance novels.
Okay, I can see you laughing from here. That's okay. I laugh about it too. I mean, what does a fifty-nine year old woman with four adult children know about romance?
Oh, maybe I do have some experience.
When I'm not writing for money, I write for fun. I blog quite a bit, and can tell you more about social media than you'll probably ever want to know. Aside from the titles on Amazon I can't tell you about (NDAs--non-disclosure agreements), I self pub my work.
I wasn't always so bohemian. Once upon a time, I worked a very responsible corporate job for a very irresponsible company. After a couple bankruptcies, it was bought by a Canadian company that didn't see the need for American workers. So no HEA, or a cushy retirement fund there. But in true American fashion I created my own job. So there. Another success story for capitalism.
So right off, you can see I'm not the usual type of gal. I'm also very handy with most power tools, can unclog a sink for only five dollars, and help you diagnose the latest problem with your car. But only if you want me too.
But before we get ahead of ourselves let's discuss my particular tastes. What are they? It's only one.
I actually want to meet you.
So if I haven't scared you off with that one, drop me a line.
Please be someone within the state of Connecticut AND have an actual picture of your handsome face in your profile. LIfe is too short to weed through the scammers and married men.
Sorry to set the bar so impossibly high, but a girl wants what a girl wants.
Someday, when I grow up, someone will publish my REAL writing. And with the wait to hear from publishers that just might be me. Via Amazon. Gotta love the 'Zon.
Rock (all kinds except very heavy metal) and New Age. (What can I say. I'm a woman of extremes,)
Favorite Movies: (And there are many more, but) The Last Samurai, and Practical Magic.
high speed internet
that's it I'm pretty low maintenance
Why you guys feel the need to put in your profile that you are looking for an "affectionate" woman. Isn't that rather the point?
What? Not enough self disclosure?
I own an official 3-D Star Trek chess set. How's that for cool?
Recently added an official Star Trek bathrobe (blue) to my collection of Star Trek memorabilia. (No, I don't buy these things. My children buy these things as gifts. This is what happens when I don't update my Elfster wish list.)