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My self-summary
I rely on subjective intuition and rhetorical flourish to propel me through the days - life, or in my nihilist periods, nothing - yielding to Fortuna's whims, taking the good with the bad.
What I’m doing with my life
taking over the world.
I’m really good at
wearing all black, snoozing my alarm clock, breaking my phone (but not losing it), uber, sitting cross-legged on planes.

To be updated as new skills are acquired.
The first things people usually notice about me
god knows. probably glasses - not a fashion statement; i tried to put in contacts when i was 12 and couldn't touch my eye, even with the optometrists matronly support, so i stopped, and never tried again - and my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
movies: woody allen to how high with some indy nonsense sprinkled in the middle

music: jack beats ultra set 2013, duke ellington, and pusha t

shows: curb your enthusiasm on repeat. why did breaking bad have to end?

food: bone marrow, oysters, escargot from st. victors cafe in the 5th, and a bloody steak

books (this one is important, pay attention): a confederacy of dunces, hemingway, tolstoy, lost horizon, f. scott, thompson, blah blah blah. i like reading and want to meet others who can shoot the shit
Six things I could never do without
this question is an abortion. i could do without everything.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
a number of equally pointless and meaningful ideas.
On a typical Friday night I am
uniformly distributed across a given month: stumbling in to (and out of) oak, greasing the wheels of capitalism, and catching up on the new yorker.
You should message me if
you read infinite jest or you don't take things too seriously and want to join forces in world domination.
The two of us