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My self-summary
Thanks for clicking, seriously, I really do appreciate it! It really doesn't matter why you did-attraction, interest, curiosity...but you made it past the goofy photo, so I'll tell you a bit (too much) about me.

Relax, there will be no self photos of me sans shirt...not only is it intrusive, but I don't want shrieking women running for safety or calls to Greenpeace to haul my sexy body back into the ocean.

I am wicked smart and sarcastic and funny...I have also made some stupid choices in my life, and can be beset by bouts of introspection and quiet. I am open minded to anyone and anything with the exception of ignorance and closed-mindedness; and yeah, I am one of those pains in the ass that hates a profile that hasn't been proofread (feel free to correct mine, seriously!), it just looks bad.

I am looking for someone I can be myself with...and in this magical world of online dating, that's not as easy as it sounds. I don't own a motorcycle, have no tattoos, and my idea of fun with airplanes is using them to fly me somewhere warm, not jumping out of them.

I dislike the labels available here to define the undefinable of what we are seeking-If I say that I am seeking to "date but nothing serious", I become labeled irresponsible and branded with a scarlet letter upon my forehead. If I say "looking for a relationship", it weeds out all the normally cautious people that want to take their time in getting to know someone without the wedding planner sitting next to us at the bar on the first date.
Would I like to meet someone? Yes. Do I have unreasonable expectations beyond enjoying each other's company as we get to know each other? Oh hell no. Ideally, we would all meet someone organically, and let nature take its course. I don't want to change you, please don't want to change me. We are all perfectly imperfect, so let's not define each other by labels that we had no input in creating.

I love Cape Cod in the spring, south Florida in the winter, Fenway in the summer and anywhere outside during the five days of autumn that we get here in New England. Abe & Louie's, The Capital Grille, Eastern Standard or a Tapas Bar any time are amazing...I am open to anything else new and fun too!
Life is short and difficult and rewarding and laughter-inducing and just plain silly sometimes. Sharing it with someone...well that's a very good thing, don't you think?

God, this is really long...sorry about that!
What I’m doing with my life
Looking forward to attending my first NASCAR event...because I'll know that hell has truly frozen over.
Worrying less, living more, listening, laughing, eating and drinking.
I’m really good at
Eating, finding places to eat, shopping, sleeping, eating and over-thinking.
The first things people usually notice about me
Nothing...I am very stealthy :)
Usually I'm administering the Five Minute Test on them upon first meeting.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Field of Dreams, The Godfather Trilogy (yes, even the third one), Saving Private Ryan, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints...Dexter, The Sopranos, Homeland, Boardwalk Empire...all types of music are great...Did someone mention food again?
Six things I could never do without
Things that aren't things: family, friends, my godchildren, laughter and hope. Things that are things: money, my iPhone, transportation, the ocean and air conditioning. Random? Not really...they all make me happy for one reason or another
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why are the wicked so do the angels get to sleep when the devil leaves the porchlight on?
On a typical Friday night I am
To be or not to be.
To do is to be.
To be is to do.
Do be do be do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I don't have a bucket list, but my fucket list is about a mile long.
You should message me if
You are intelligent, caring, laugh easily at silly things and cry without abandon when you need to. You are open minded, don't worry about being politically correct, make me laugh, challenge me intellectually and spiritually, smile often, and hug frequently.
The two of us