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My self-summary
Bo Burnham without the musical talent.
Harold T Anderson without the robe.
Smoker, joker, midnight toker whom no-one calls Maurice.

If you think you can win me over with food and a puppy,... You're dann right. I'm a Navy vet from the engine room and reactor spaces and I have a surprising eye for color.

Well traveled.
A forest in upstate New York
The beach on the bay in Virginia
San Diego
The Atlantic ocean
The Pacific ocean
And those are only the places I've lived for 6+ months

I'm pretty good at puzzles, like building things, and am quite the handyman.

My Meyer Briggs is INTJ. Which, on a chart of Star Wars characters is equivalent to the emperor...

Young children and dogs adore me to death. There's something about me that just makes kids and animals trust me. What it is, I don't know. I just sit there and play pretend like a good boy.

I sometimes say dumb things around girls that I like. But please, bear with me, I don't want the stupid stuff to come out of my mouth either.

I'm looking someone who thinks it would be a good idea while we were at a zoo to both get face paint.

I'm really looking for a partner with a bit of spunk or wild energy. Be the Stewie to my Brian. Be the Riversong to my doctor. Be the Harley Quinn to my joker.

Can you enjoy an old soul as a companion? From cigars at sunset on a vista to a couple drinks and people watching off my back porch?

I've been places and seen a lot. I'm laid back, decently carefree, great under pressure, and level headed.

What I’m doing with my life
Currently driving a white van around town and hanging out at random slurpee machines.

I'm in Ravenclaw. It doesn't matter what house you're in, just be aware I may tease you if you're in Jigglypuff.
I’m really good at
Turning day to day events into go go gadget events
laughing at anything.Either that or some if the voices in my head are taking over. Viva la revolutíon!
*Edit* The voices have won.
people watching
the macarena
Soaking in the music.
Dog training.
The inner workings of comedy, movies, book, and people.
Taking naps in the sun with the dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
Laughing at my own actions happens frequently. I find an absurdly odd amount of things humorous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books - love books- fantasy, murder mystery, dime novels, sci-fi, laurrell k hamilton, and pretty much anything written well

"Standing on the Corner" by the four lads
Is the song I listen to while browsing okc.

Music!! - It'd be easier to list the pandora station I combine on shuffle:
Video game music radio
Alestorm radio
Sublime radio
The Mariner's Revenge radio
Sleigh Bells radio
The Foundations radio
Motley Crew radio
Halloween party radio
Rush radio
Colt 45 radio
Bowl for Two radio
What's it Like radio
Everlast radio
Deadmau5 radio
Flagpole Sitta' radio
The Dropkick Murphys radio
Me First and the Gimme Gimmes radio
Sex & Candy radio
Bowling for Soup radio
Bright Eyes radio
Commissioning a Symphony in C radio
Fine Again radio
Gasoline radio
Repo! The Genetic Opera radio
Spaceship radio

movies - movies now are all remakes with bad directing trying to service an established fan group before digging deep to make a compelling story. that being said i am a movie whore. ill watch anything and enjoy it. dramas mainly

shows- 30 rock, Dr. Who, FLCL, night court, that 70's show, house of cards, cheers, friends, the boondocks.

food- food! I Love food. Especially that meat and potatoes. Gravy boats > bacon. Bacon is great but overhyped.I will always be up for watching the cooking channel. Good eats and the original iron chef are my créme de la créme.
Six things I could never do without
my furry companions
I spend a lot of time thinking about
everything about nothing, i can zone out sometimes.

also sometimes i just start laughing quitely to myself. i find humor in everything and i forget people can see me untill they all look to see whats so funny.
On a typical Friday night I am
Streaming on twitch, working, having a time out. Who knows?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I actually can and will dance, but I'll be damned if it's in public.

I want someone I can talk to on a daily basis and be cool old people together.

I sneeze like a duck. That's right, A duck.
You should message me if
You think it's an old practice to wait to be approached.

If you're a fun person who knows how to be cool headed

Just do it
The two of us