25 Staten Island, United States
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My self-summary
Hey I'm Sam, I'm a nurse and I love my job.
I'm pretty sarcastic, and I like to think I'm somewhat funny.
There's too much pressure here to be funny and cute and all that stuff, so message me if you want to talk. I'm pretty friendly, I swear.
What I’m doing with my life
Being an awesome nurse!
I’m really good at
Not being awkward.
Knowing all the words to almost every song.
And I can tie cherry stems in my mouth..a waiter hi-fived me after that.
The first things people usually notice about me
I would love to say my sparkling personality, but its the boobs, then its probably my teeth, they are very white and very straight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's be honest, 90% of people skip this section, but I do like to read, its increased ever since I got my kindle, which is pretty rad.
But I do read a lot of different things, I don't really prefer one genre in particular.
Movies are basically funny funny movies, or really scary movies.
Currently, I'm binge watching sons of anarchy, and I cannot get enough of it. It's so good!
The six things I could never do without
my sister
gummy bears
great beer
contacts, or i would have a hard time seeing.
people having a good sense of humor, i know thats 7, but i like to live on the edge.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
There, their, and they're. It's three different words and they all mean different things. Why is it so hard for people to use the right one?

If a zombie apocalypse ever happened, what would I actually do? I would probably die, and I have made my peace with that.
Obviously I think about many more things, otherwise I would be pretty dull, so if you're curious, just ask.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully something fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Clowns scare the shit out of me.
You should message me if
If you would like to grab a drink sometime.
Or if you don't really take this whole profile thing too seriously.