stephaniesparks
28Paris, France
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My self-summary
https://about.me/stephanieFAQ

I'm delightfully chaotic.

Looking to meet the love of my life so I can finally stop using this app

Je ne parle pas Français. Désolé.

Single, drama-free, never married, zero children, no emotional baggage. MBTI: ENTP

Yes, I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.
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"You're one of the funniest people I know" -my former boss

"Someone is going to be so in love with you one day" - my best friend

"You're cute and funny but I'm not looking for a relationship at this time" - last guy I dated
What I’m doing with my life
In Paris for business school.

I'm currently in an existential mid-life crisis.

Future plans:
the "Eat, Shop, Drink" version of "Eat, Pray, Love".

(x) 2016 December - Strasbourg, France
(x) 2016 April - NY, USA
(x) 2016 March - Provins, France
(x) 2016 March - Reims, France
(x) 2015 October - Cologne, Germany
(x) 2015 August - Paris, France
(x) 2015 July - Manila, PH
(x) 2015 June - Boracay, PH
(x) 2015 April - Bangkok, Thailand + Siem Reap, Cambodia
(x) 2015 April - Puerto Princesa, PH
(x) 2015 February - Hong Kong
(x) 2015 February - Manila, PH
(x) 2014 December - Manila, PH
(x) 2014 October - Paris, France
(x) 2014 April - USA (NY, NJ, PA, DC, MA, RI, NC, SC, GA, FL) Bahamas & Jamaica
(x) 2013 September - Nanning, Guangxi Province, China
I’m really good at
Eating. Food is love.
DIY. (not the hipster Pinterest stuff!)
Wrapping gifts. (My family and friends like to exploit this during Christmas season)
Packing suitcases. (roll, don't fold!)
Being passive aggressive.
Texting you back right away.
Kissing.
Binge watching everything on Netflix.
Cooking up random meals with whatever ingredients are left lying around.
I'm awesome at karaoke. (Because I'm Asian.)
I'm also really good at the Savasana yoga pose.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me.
Edit: please stop telling me

I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
TV Series:
Suits (lawyers are the hottest) ,
White Collar (generally, guys in suits are the hottest)
Mad Men
Parks and Recreation
Covert Affairs
Community
The Mindy Project
Breaking Bad
Arrested Development
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
30 Rock
Louie
Inside Amy Schumer
Veronica Mars
Downton Abbey
Bob's Burgers
MTV's Catfish (this is my ultimate guilty pleasure)
Six things I could never do without
Gadgets!
My Passport
Netflix
Food
Family+Friends
And of course, YOU! (applications currently being accepted)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Closing. Always be closing. ALWAYS BE CLOSING." - Blake (Glengarry Glen Ross)
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably out having dinner. Alone, with friends or with you.

You don't need to stop your world. I just want you to include me. I don't want to be your whole life. Just your favorite part.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
» I like long romantic walks to the fridge.
» I don't like cheese. (Is that a deal breaker? Sorry, France!)
» The real reason I'm single is because I didn't forward that chain email back in 2001.
» I'm a clinomaniac.
» One of the best feelings in the world is unboxing a new gadget.
» I think the sexiest part of a guy is his jaw. #BillRancic #MattBomer #EricDecker
» Suits instantly make you 10 times sexier.
» Total Eclipse of the Heart is my go-to karaoke song
» I secretly want you to be the more clingy one.
» Also, I'm deathly terrified of birds.
You should message me if
Send me a message if you're Harvey Specter or if you wear suits to work. Or if you're Irish.

It really helps if you're sarcastic and charming. Blow me away with your rapier wit.

Intelligence is a major turn on. #sapiosexual
So are beards. #pogonophile

Looking for someone who can be my best friend, can make me laugh, who I can travel with and have crazy amazing moments with.

*You have a full keyboard and no character limit. Take advantage of that luxury when you're sending me a message. None of this "hi" / "hello" / "coucou" / "salut" / "ca va" nonsense.
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