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My self-summary
comics, cocktails, baking/cooking, metal, dad jokes
I’m really good at
Losing my mind when i see a corgi
The first things people usually notice about me
"what is that idiot smiling about"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
guided by voices, clipse, mclusky, jim o'rourke, sparks, lightning bolt, arthur russell, colin stetson, the body, sleep, bathory, electric wizard, pavement, exploding hearts, mercyful fate / king diamond, bongripper, high on fire, st. vincent, swans, television, the shivvers, sleater kinney, puff daddy "come with me"

amadeus, hedwig and the angry inch, suspiria, dr. strangelove, manhattan, stop making sense, tampopo, they live, the general, crumb

no reservations/parts unknown, the wire, good eats, king of the hill, louie, antiques roadshow, sherlock, game of thrones, regular show, that mitchell and webb look, this old house, mind of a chef, polar bear cafe, criminal minds regular show

norwegian wood, naked, imbibe, the rest is noise, hyperion, surely you're joking mr. feynman

just finished Neil Gaiman's Norse Mythology and slowly going down a k-hole on the subject

preacher, essex county, saga, akira, copra, hawkeye, doom patrol

barbecue, pizza in all its forms, everything bagels with chive cream cheese, ramen (still have to find a better bowl than the spicy miso garlic at wasabi), tiki everything

way way into food/cooking/cocktails. let's talk about it.
The six things I could never do without
stand mixer
a really good daiquiri
library card
the escape from new york soundtrack

honorable mentions: bad infomercials, gifs, DJ Khaled's snapchats
I spend a lot of time thinking about

the world being a vampire
On a typical Friday night I am
doing whatever I can to make saturday difficult
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
my phone password is 6669
You should message me if
you want to watch old simpsons episodes, go to a show, or think it'd be cool to hang

full disclosure: all of these would probably involve pizza