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My self-summary
No Psycho-Rabbit-Killing Nutburgers PLEASE!!!
What I’m doing with my life
I hold several degrees/accreditations but focus primarly on chemistry and environmental sciences. I'm also a Certified Safety Engineer.
I’m really good at
Writing. I've written humor professionally for decades. Primarily on craziness of being single. Not "quit your day job" kinda thing ... but I CAN make you giggle. Yes, that IS a challenge. Call me on it!
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. They are bright yellow w/blue.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Davinci Code, Movie: Dark Knight, Show (live): Penn and Teller in Vegas, TV Shows: Supernatural, most crime/dramas, Music: 80' music, Food: I like places that aren't "Corporate."
Six things I could never do without
Otter Pops
My Dog
A microwave (not a good cook)
My car
My friends and my family
(Not NECESSARILY in that order)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My last relationship. It was 3 years long and now it is over. I'm just CURIOUS what I could have done better? AND why I chose her in the first place! Relax, I know better than to try to fix what is broken.

I often think --- during a conversation --- "Does this person have ANY idea how full of crap they are?
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to find some single friends to go out and cause a little trouble. Not the "wake up in jail" kinda trouble, the fun kind.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Honestly? I'm an open book. If you wanna know something? Just ask. But for a direct answer? I've seen almost every episode of "ICarly." Wow, can't believe I am copping to that!
You should message me if
If you would like to meet somebody who is HONEST, caring, more-than-a-little smart, not-so-bad looking , and 100% FUN!!
The two of us