sternrules
41 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
philosophically flexible apartisan pragmatist with a leaning toward the bizarre, eccentric, and obscure.

and if that didn't grab your attention, i am taller, better looking, smarter, and funnier than this page implies so those of you out of my league please do not be dissuaded.
What I’m doing with my life
currently a graduate student in forensic psychology...previously a musician in san francisco...previouslier a snot nose kid on long island.
I’m really good at
being easily excitable and excessively straightforward, random inane observation, communicating, irreverence, overanalyzing, and being highly sensitive and emotionally open (but don't tell anyone about those last two).
The first things people usually notice about me
my ridiculous lack of color...i look like i've spent the last 20 years in a bomb shelter...and i'm half iraqi...i was denied my right to golden browness, or at least some sort of beige...no, i have the complexion of a peeled turnip.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books - geek love, confederacy of dunces, the naked ape, private parts, hunter thompson, tom robbins, herman hesse, dr. seuss, etc etc.

movies - slingblade, ususal suspects, pi, 80s / early 90s comedies, coen brothers, daniel day lewis, cinderella (the skinemax version), etc etc.

tv - its always sunny, seinfeld, south park, and a bunch of cooking shows when i had cable.

music - yes.

food - i like the stuff that's not good for you the best, but in truth eat annoyingly healthy at home...got to keep the figure somewhat presentable.
The six things I could never do without
women, whiskey, really comfortable slippers, beer, humor, my homemade bidet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the fraudulence of political correctness.
On a typical Friday night I am
still me unless halloween falls on a friday in which case there's no telling who I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i like to cuddle and talk about feelings and shit.
You should message me if
you embrace absurdity.
you're passionate and opinionated.
you're an unapologetic shit talker.
you've got the balls to put me in my place.
you want to mingle your weirdness with mine and see what happens.
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