sternrules
42Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
free thinking long island escapee with a leaning toward the bizarre, eccentric, and obscure.

and if that didn't grab your attention, i am taller, better looking, smarter, and funnier than this page implies so those of you out of my league please do not be dissuaded.
What I’m doing with my life
like for money? research mostly...for personal fulfillment - writing, fiddling around my bass - i'm the whimsical, creative sort...came back to ny to get a master's degree in forensic psychology after 13 years in sf playing rockstar.
I’m really good at
being easily excitable and excessively straightforward, random inane observation, overanalyzing, curiosity, communicating, and being highly sensitive and emotionally open...that's pretty much it.
The first things people usually notice about me
my ridiculous lack of color...i look like i've spent the last 20 years in a bomb shelter...and i'm half iraqi...i was denied my right to golden browness, or at least some sort of beige...no, i have the complexion of a peeled turnip.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books - geek love, confederacy of dunces, the naked ape, private parts, hunter thompson, tom robbins, herman hesse, etc etc.

movies - slingblade, usual suspects, pi, 80s / early 90s comedies, coen brothers, daniel day lewis, cinderella (the skinemax version), etc etc.

music - yes

food - i like the stuff that's not good for you the best, but in truth eat annoyingly healthy at home...got to keep the figure somewhat presentable.
Six things I could never do without
women, humor, vices, personal responsibility, comfortable slippers, my bidet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
different perspectives
On a typical Friday night I am
still me unless halloween falls on a friday in which case there's no telling who I am.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i like to cuddle and talk about feelings and shit.
You should message me if
you embrace absurdity
you're authentic, inquisitive, and opinionated
you want to mingle your weirdness with mine and see what happens
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