56South Portland, United States
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My self-summary
July 2017
Here's the deal. I've spent many recent years not being in a relationship. I'm not going to go into details here, but the wall I've built is a strong one. I crack jokes and tell stories so that you can't tell what's really going on with me. Recently, I felt a crack in the wall.

I'm going to take the George Costanza opposite instincts approach here:
I'm a nerd. I live in a condo with my mother. I have a job, but I am underemployed.

June 2016
I'm a New England native. From here in Maine, but I lived in Boston and spent a stint in Northern California. Now I'm back Maine where I grew up. I find myself loving being connected to family and old friends here.

I pepper my speech with words like yoicks, dang and friggin. I can swear a blue streak if needed. I'm pretty good with Yiddish for someone who really has no need of it.

I went to church growing up and am grateful for that exposure, but I am an atheist. That said, I have friends of all faiths.

If your profile lacks punctuation or the spelling is atrocious, I'll ignore you.

If you even considered voting for Trump for any reason, forget it.

My listed age is my actual age.

I have no criminal record.
What I’m doing with my life
I love food and I love to cook. I work in a restaurant in Portland on the service side.
I’m really good at
Making pizza
Baking pie
Talking (too good at that maybe)
Stupid jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
"He certainly does like to talk."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: To Kill a Mockingbird, Hitchhiker's Guide to The Universe and most David McCullough books.

Movies: Diner, Amelie, Crazy Stupid Love

I haven't had cable since 1987.

Shows: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Community, Sense8, Better Off Ted,

Podcasts: WTF w/ Marc Maron

Music: I like a lot of stuff. I dislike a few things.
One of my favorite albums is London Calling.
The older I get, the more I appreciate the emotional complexity of Warren Zevon.

Food: I like to cook. I can get kind of talkative about that. I'm also a craft beer fan.
Six things I could never do without
Laughter. Family. Friends. Music.

And coffee… definitely coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about traveling. What is my life's purpose? How did I get here?
On a typical Friday night I am
I am hanging out with friends, having a bit to eat, while we talk about what ever is going on.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have almost no eyelashes. I'm proudly a liberal.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here is different from the most private thing I’m willing to admit in person.
You should message me if
Do we laugh at the same things? That's a good start.

You should message me if you are inclined to after my letting you know what's going on with me.
The two of us