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My self-summary
I love coffee, and pretty much anything social and not boring. Recently quit drinking after a number of years of alcohol being my only main social activity so i'm trying to figure out what the hell to do in Wisconsin without booze.

Nothing really rattles me, i may bitch and moan for a bit but its usually all bark and no bite. life's too short to be pissed off all the time. I'm usually the first one to apologize in a conflict, even if its just to end the problem.

I've been in a non-monogamous relationship for 10 years, and my wife comes first. That being said I am looking for a consistent secondary partner. This means actual dating possibly ending in strong, lasting feelings. I'm not just looking for tonight, but I'm also a realist and not going to turn that down if it presents itself.
What I’m doing with my life
Full time bookseller, working on figuring out life after school decided to kick my ass
I’m really good at
making a complete ass of myself. its true, I'm perfect at saying the worst thing at the best time. I'm also fairly creative and crafty, i love making things out of old discarded lamps, records, and other assorted junk.
The first things people usually notice about me
my sense of humor: dry, irreverent, sometimes completely absurd.

that i have hair: yep. hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Hunter S. Thompson, Douglas Adams, Mark Z. Danielewski, A Clockwork orange, The Ethical slut, Sex at Dawn, The Myth of Monogamy, Another Bullshit Night in Suck City,

TV: Batman the Animated series, Dr. Who, Archer, Mission Hill, Venture Brothers, Any Anthony Bourdain show, Good Eats

Movies: Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Memento, Chicago, Across the Universe, Freaked, Rocky Horror Picture show, Friday the 13th series, Nightmare on Elm st. series, Where The Buffalo roam, Steal this movie, Taking Woodstock, Clerks, Yellow submarine, The Dark Knight, Some like it Hot

Music: Tom Waits, The Scarring Party, Cake, Gogol Bordello, Poe, The Blanks

Podcasts: Welcome To Night Vale, savage love, technophiles gamescast, completely unnecessary podcast.

Food: Indian, African, and sushi
The six things I could never do without
Comfortable pants: you'd be surprised how much your day can suck if your pants dont fit right.

A Childlike sense of wonder?

A good book: I don't read as often as I'd like, but when I do it better not suck.

Good food: damn you food network

Movies: sometimes you just need to get away from your own life

Coffee: when you work at a coffee shop you get addicted.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How long it will take for American civilization to fall to the point of being a mirror of Idiocracy, a theory that is proven every time i set foot in public. other than that i think about money, or my lack thereof.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not the kind of person to hide anything, so there's nothing too private for me not to admit, but i will use this space to add random words in order to reach 1000 words on by profile. blaggity boo gah madda madda jingle jangle honk honk... ok that's going to get really annoying really quickly. I guess I'll have to rely on my cunning linguistic skills to make 1000 words.... damn, this could take a while
You should message me if
You can carry on an intelligent conversation, aren't a serial killer, and might like to go out and have a few drinks, have a few laughs and maybe something more for the evening.