steveille
31 Milwaukee, United States
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My self-summary
Trying to remember how to be a social human being after a year of being a super introvert.

I'm a dork with the attention span of a goldfish. Love comics, movies, and terrible TV

I've been in a non-monogamous relationship for 10 years, and my wife comes first. That being said I am looking for a consistent secondary partner. This means actual dating possibly ending in strong, lasting feelings. I'm not just looking for tonight, but I'm also a realist and not going to turn that down if it presents itself.
What I’m doing with my life
Full time bookseller, working on figuring out life after school decided to kick my ass
I’m really good at
Stuff, things...I don't know, generic pop culture knowledge, magical thrifting powers.
The first things people usually notice about me
my sense of humor: dry, irreverent, sometimes completely absurd.

that i have hair: yep. hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Clockwork Orange, John Dies at the End, Harry Potter, The Hellbound Heart, Ready Player One,

TV: Stranger Things, Rick and Morty, The Adventures of Pete and Pete, Batman the Animated series, Dr. Who, Archer, Mission Hill, Venture Brothers, Any Anthony Bourdain show, Good Eats

Movies: Fear and loathing in Las Vegas, Memento, Chicago, Across the Universe, Freaked, Rocky Horror Picture show, Friday the 13th series, Nightmare on Elm st. series, Where The Buffalo roam, Drive Angry, Evil Dead

Music: Tom Waits, The Scarring Party, Cake, Gogol Bordello, Poe, The Blanks

Podcasts: Welcome To Night Vale, savage love, technophiles gamescast, completely unnecessary podcast.

Food: Indian, African, and sushi
The six things I could never do without
Comfortable pants: you'd be surprised how much your day can suck if your pants dont fit right.

A Childlike sense of wonder?

A good book: I don't read as often as I'd like, but when I do it better not suck.

Good food: damn you food network

Movies: sometimes you just need to get away from your own life

Coffee: when you work at a coffee shop you get addicted.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How long it will take for American civilization to fall to the point of being a mirror of Idiocracy, a theory that is proven every time i set foot in public. other than that i think about money, or my lack thereof.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not the kind of person to hide anything, so there's nothing too private for me not to admit, but i will use this space to add random words in order to reach 1000 words on by profile. blaggity boo gah madda madda jingle jangle honk honk... ok that's going to get really annoying really quickly. I guess I'll have to rely on my cunning linguistic skills to make 1000 words.... damn, this could take a while
You should message me if
You feel like it...
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