steveng93
24Somerville, United States
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My self-summary
My own self-summaries low key make me cringe. To be brutally honest:

- I hate the mornings. just everything about them suck.
- I'm that type of gay that when I whine I add that extra uhh to the end.
- my friends say I'm a whore but I just think glorified tease sounds nicer
- I can't cook like at all, so if you live for that whole fantasy.. well this fag can't do it.
- I have a pretty sarcastic and dark sense of humor so the easily offended don't like me very much.
- I'm energetic and optimistic most of the time... sometimes.
- I drink a shit ton of caffeine and don't care about the benefits to your herbal tea John.
- my ex claims me to be the "bisexuals dream" simply because I'm feminine but I have a dick.
- I believe more in chemistry and like spiritual connection. So if you do that whole "masc4masc" bullshit than you're low key the biggest homo. It's not that I'm advertising I'm gay, i just want to make sure everyone is clear that I suck dick. Really well. While looking pretty.

just message me and don't start with hey, maybe ayyee or whaddap.
What I’m doing with my life
- Work full time at a hair salon
- Rewatching AHS and Lost
- Tryna to avoid click bait on Facebook.
I’m really good at
- Laughing at my own jokes
- Pretending it's still the 90s
- Finding the right angle and lighting and filter for my selfies
- Pretending to be interested in sports
The first things people usually notice about me
My laugh, height, facial expressions
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
whatever ur favorites are
Six things I could never do without
- oversized flannels
- bandanas
- cellphone
- cheeseburgers
- friends/family
- pillows
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, sadly. Other then that, hanging out with friends, drinking and ect.
You should message me if
If you are interested in having a conversation. Or if I sparked a little something. Or if you sparked a little something. Just make sure to pass it, man.
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