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My self-summary
How to describe myself? For starters, I'm a smart guy, sometimes brilliant, most often clever. Granted that sounds horribly egotistical, but it's true, smarter than most, a dummy compared to others. Give me the right tools and there isn't much I can't put together. Other things I'm less good at, can't draw or carry a tune to save my life for instance. I believe, random, absurdist humor is best, and that the Muppets are a national treasure. I believe in loud music that slips past all the rational parts of your mind and strikes directly at your lizard brain, cleansing away all troubles and worries in the process. I believe that Big Government exists to protect its citizens from Big Business and that Corporations are not people. I believe in cooking my own dinner, not reheating a pre-packaged meal. I believe the allure of baseball is its generational quality, and I will always be glad I got to see the Red Sox win the World Series with my dad (twice). And I believe in repurposing classic movie monologues to suit my own purposes. Goodnight.
What I’m doing with my life
My life is primarily going to work, and puttering around with various personal projects. Not really all that exciting I guess.
I’m really good at
problem solving

Also cooking, which is really just a branch of problem solving.
The first things people usually notice about me
Depending on the circumstance, that I'm wearing a Red Sox ballcap.

That or my asymmetrical jaw.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Whisk(e)y in all its delightful forms, my Apple toys, Doctor Who, Fringe, The Americans, Justified. Silversun Pickups, Umphrey's McGee, Metric
Six things I could never do without
1) pen and paper
2) my magical conduit to all of humanity's accumulated knowledge
3) My trusty Red Sox hat
4) good Scotch
5) Faithful MacBook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about how life is basically pointless, but that's a good thing. It means you can assign whatever meaning or lesson you want to it, which is cool.

Then I listen to some really loud rock music to drive away the ennui.
On a typical Friday night I am
Typically, I'm catching up on whatever tv shows I missed out on watching during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a multi-talented air instrumentalist.
You should message me if
You should message me if you think having a "Republicans for Voldemort" bumper sticker is awesome.
The two of us