stewieclarkson
40 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
a rare survivor of the 'book-reading' cult with a penchant for
horror films, a film buff with overindulgent knowledge built for
trivia, an aspiring writer grasping for an inspiring muse and a
frequent debater on why he admits to loving 'South Park' more but
would pick a lifetime of 'Family Guy' re-runs as his deserted
island luxury.
What I’m doing with my life
Plotting, conspiring and impending towards an unforgettable journey around the world.
I’m really good at
quoting 'Family Guy' and eating. Anything.
The first things people usually notice about me
my sarcasm... if you can catch it through my mumbling speech.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
David Sedaris, Star Wars, Love me if You Dare, The Time Traveller's Wife, Stephen King, Kelly Clarkson, Toad the Wet Sprocket, Cat Stevens, Lady Gaga, Fight Club, Clue, Clueless, Catcher in the Rye, American Gods, I Spit on Your Grave, Hedwig & The Angry Inch, Depeche Mode, RICE, RICE & RICE.
The six things I could never do without
Did I mention rice?
Also, my gut feeling, my sister on speed dial, chocolate milk, my bike and toilet paper.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
When i'll get to travel around the world.
On a typical Friday night I am
Waiting by the phone in my prom dress, mascara running down my face.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want YOU!
You should message me if
you like a screamer... during horror films.
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