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My self-summary
Appalling bastard seeks slightly less appalling bastard.

I'm Ollie, and if there's one thing I excel at, it's writing ill considered diatribes in public forums, ostensibly with the intention of making myself seem cooler than I actually am...

Otiose, bilious individual, comes equipped with a caustic sense of humour, a plethora of nerdy tattoos and a fucking terrible haircut.

Happiest spending an inordinate amount of time downloading minimalist techno and obscure Eastern-European black metal with dubious political leanings, in the vain hope that my peers will see me as some kind of renegade.
What I’m doing with my life
All the usual things:

•Taking part in charity boxing matches (H from Steps once broke my sternum)
•Playing folk-noise to disinterested audiences across the country
•Smashing the system. Or at least grumbling at it, annoyed
•Recreating the most violent scenes from Game Of Thrones in the vegetable aisle of Sainsburys
•Starring in low budget softcore erotica
•Nodding sagely
•Hiding in your cupboard and sobbing gently
I’m really good at
Being an obnoxious prick, sanctimony, Mario Kart, stopping children crying, epiphanies, making exhaustive playlists on iTunes, singing Zombie by The Cranberries
The first things people usually notice about me
My dazzling firebrand virtuosity

Probably my face or my shoes, depends which way up I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I once read a book, it hurt my eyes and gave me opinions. I never did it again.

Films are ok, I like that one... you know... with the stuff that happens... and people that do things while it's happening. There was some shouting. It might have had Bette Midler in it. Transformers?

I like the sort of music that has on more than one occasion burst my eardrums and made my nose bleed. I also like Taylor Swift.

I like food, but have yet to develop the raging fascism about it that most people my age seem to enjoy engaging in.
Six things I could never do without
* Biliousness
* Pabulum
* Iconoclasm
* Subversion
* Sneering disinterest
* My iPod classic (I appreciate that this makes me some sort of relic of a bygone age, but I love it)
On a typical Friday night I am
Standing on street corners, wearing a cardboard suit and screaming at the sky.
You should message me if
You want a reply that is likely to border on the unintelligible, and will possibly make you cry.
The two of us