25 Chicago, United States
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My self-summary
Working as a software engineer at a startup! I spend a lot of time riding my bike around town and rock climbing on fake plastic rocks because we're in the Midwest. I just recently watched Stranger Things, and I watch a lot of adult swim.
What I’m doing with my life
Stand-up comedy,
watching movies,
I’m really good at
Crushing everything computer related: programming, repairing, looking at screens... video games... CRUSHIN IT!

I've skateboarded continuously since I was 11

The first things people usually notice about me
My forearms probably
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Mostly Harmless, Wigfield, Flowers for Algernon, No Country For Old Men, All of My Friends Are Dead, The Stand, Stranger in a Strange Land, World War Z

Dredd, True Grit, Inglorious Basterds, Pulp Fiction, Dead Alive, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Drive, Survive Style 5+, Battle Royal, American Psycho

Aaron Sorkin, John Hughes, Doctor Who, The West Wing, Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, Archer, Game Of Thrones, Scrubs, Adventure Time, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop

A lot of different music. Cults, Bill Withers, Arctic Monkeys, Jonathon Coulton, Daft Punk, Billy Joel...

Orange Juice.

Radio is a pretty big part of my life too, but the only thing I really listen to is NPR
The six things I could never do without
Purified, cold water
A Skateboard
Good Pillows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I can make some arbitrary program more efficient.
How I can improve my stand up.
On a typical Friday night I am
Performing standup, watching standup.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once was napping while sick with the flu. I had a large mixing bowl on my bed next to me. I woke up for just a second, vomited into the bowl, and immediately fell back to sleep.

when I woke up, the bowl had fallen off the side of my bed and spilled all over the carpet in my bedroom...
You should message me if
Feel like talking about movies, politics, video games, skateboarding, or maybe anything interesting that I don't already know about