stollzy_taco
25 Springfield, United States
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My self-summary
Hello to all! It always strange to describe yourself but fuck it , lets give it a go.

My Name is Patrick and I was born, raised and still live in a small town outside of Philly, called Springfield. And yes I do get great enjoyment from living in the same town as the Simpsons. At the movement I am Senior at West Chester University trying to finish up a Criminal Justice Degree.

As Far as my personality goes I am kind of a big goof, well not in size. I try constantly to think of a joke to bring a laugh and a smile to someone's face. I'm every laid back and I am willing to try almost anything. If I could I would take Andrew Zimmern's job in a heart beat. I try to be kind and thoughtful to everyone I meet in the world but I will concede I have my off days.

I'm kind of a nerd. I enjoy really anything that involves science, or long in depth decision that require some thought. Also anything outdoorsy, hiking, fishing, I try to stay active. I'm a little bit of a night owl, my normal betty by time is like 4 or 5 in the morning.

WARNING: I am not the best writer in the world so this only reflects a small part of me and grammar/ sentence structure is not my strong suit. Please look past any mistakes that during this profile.
What I’m doing with my life
At the moment trying to finish up school and working at a law firm in the Philly when I can. Just Basically taking it one day at a time. O and making food.
I’m really good at
making corny jokes, cooking, being able to supply random facts about the conversation at hand, just being me
The first things people usually notice about me
my freckles, people always notice my freckles and then try and count them
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books: watchman, world war z, the dark knight returns, I am legend, the jester, walking dead, sandman, mostly any comic,

movies: there will be blood, the raid redemption, skyfall, John carpenters the thing, ghostbusters, clerks, pulp fiction, no country for old men, big trouble in little china, mallrats, scott pilgrim vs the world, this list could go on for several page. I watch a ton of movie.

tv: regular show, adventure time, the offices, walking dead, doctor who, old Simpsons, parks and recreations, its always sunny, the league, Louie, arrested development, community, the offices, true blood, dexter,

podcast/music/standups: nerdiest, you made it weird, comedy bang bang, the bugle, doug loves movies, tool, cake, garunkel and oates, mike birbiglia, louis ck, bill burr, paul f. tompkins, they might be giants, ween, black keys
The six things I could never do without
1) friends
2)good beer
3) steak
4)comedians
5)coffee
6)90's nickelodeon
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend alot of my thinking of jokes to make on the topic at hand... and zombies.
On a typical Friday night I am
I am out and about, with my friends in the west Chester or Exploring the Philly music scene.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a faint birth mark on the side of my face that most people think is dirt and try to remove when meeting for the first time. O and drunk people accuse me of being Patton oswalt in 20 years.
You should message me if
if you want to get to know me better
if you find this link funny
http://paulftompkins.com/post/33140891981/you-will-probably-listen-to-this-one-million
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