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My self-summary
I like to make a lot of jokes, think deep philosophical thoughts, and make jokes about deep philosophical thoughts. You could describe me as a light-hearted cynic with a darker sense of humor, I'm a people person at heart though. People that know me tend to like me. As far as hobbies go, I like to go the gym, I daydream about being a competitive bodybuilder, a massive hulk of a man struggling to get into cars and walk through tight hallways. For the women wanting intellectual conversation, I have a bachelors from UGA. For you shallow hussies, I have perfect teeth and a pretty face!
I’m really good at
Talking to people, I've got the gift of gab if I feel like talking to you. I'm not a shy person and can easily hold a conversation.

I'm not good at always being serious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I only read books for laughs. Most of the books I read are written by comedians, or should have been. That includes most of these ridiculous celebrity biographies.

Movies: I'm not too big into movies, but I do enjoy the Big Lebowski.

Shows: As of recent, I like a lot of these Netflix shows. Frank Underwood is a Boss. The jury is still out on piper whatshername.

Music: I listen to a lot of music, a lot of metal to be honest, death metal to be specific. Not everyone likes it, I do. please don't judge.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Words! Specifically, buzzwords, and how they literally mean nothing. You see a lot of buzzwords in the news and you hear nothing but buzzwords from politicians. Even here... you run into them on occasion. Here are a few buzz words I see on okcupid, maybe you can relate:

- "laid back"; I have yet to see anyone who describes themselves as high strung or on the edge.. everyone seems to be very go with the flow.

-"down to earth"; I can understand not wanting to be thought of as uppity, pompous, or a snob, but boasting about being humble seems counterproductive.

- "chill" : because being laid back wasn't good enough

-"fun": I wonder how many people are honest when they say they're fun. Perhaps that's subjective

I should probably stop now, theres no way I'm making friends with this