stonecoldmattb
27 Lawrenceville, United States
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My self-summary
I like to make a lot of jokes, think deep philosophical thoughts, and make jokes about deep philosophical thoughts. You could describe me as a light-hearted cynic with a darker sense of humor, I'm a people person at heart though. People that know me tend to like me. As far as hobbies go, I like to go the gym, I daydream about being a competitive bodybuilder, a massive hulk of a man struggling to get into cars and walk through tight hallways. For the women wanting intellectual conversation, I have a bachelors from UGA. For you shallow hussies, I have perfect teeth and a pretty face!
I’m really good at
Talking to people, I've got the gift of gab if I feel like talking to you. I'm not a shy person and can easily hold a conversation.

I'm not good at always being serious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I only read books for laughs. Most of the books I read are written by comedians, or should have been. That includes most of these ridiculous celebrity biographies.

Movies: I'm not too big into movies, but I do enjoy the Big Lebowski.

Shows: As of recent, I like a lot of these Netflix shows. Frank Underwood is a Boss. The jury is still out on piper whatshername.

Music: I listen to a lot of music, a lot of metal to be honest, death metal to be specific. Not everyone likes it, I do. please don't judge.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Words! Specifically, buzzwords, and how they literally mean nothing. You see a lot of buzzwords in the news and you hear nothing but buzzwords from politicians. Even here... you run into them on occasion. Here are a few buzz words I see on okcupid, maybe you can relate:

- "laid back"; I have yet to see anyone who describes themselves as high strung or on the edge.. everyone seems to be very go with the flow.

-"down to earth"; I can understand not wanting to be thought of as uppity, pompous, or a snob, but boasting about being humble seems counterproductive.

- "chill" : because being laid back wasn't good enough

-"fun": I wonder how many people are honest when they say they're fun. Perhaps that's subjective

I should probably stop now, theres no way I'm making friends with this
You should message me if
Right now I'm really just looking for bang maids and or someone to practice Spanish.
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