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My self-summary
Here are random facts:
My name is Brian. I'm really picky about movies, so if I mock you because you say "The 40 Year Old Virgin" is the best movie ever, it's nothing personal. I'm very much a minimalist when it comes to almost any kind of art. I have some pretty nerdy tendencies. I enjoy cooking, and I like to think I'm pretty good at it. I like learning about interesting and abstract things like language, and the invention of the number system. I play guitar, trumpet and a little piano, but I wish I played the piano much better. I prefer creamy peanut butter to crunchy. I'm a beer snob, but I won't criticize you for drinking Bud Light. (I will, however, attempt to introduce you to new and exciting beers.) I really enjoy sarcasm. My favorite comedian is Eddie Izzard. For some reason cats love me. I make math and science jokes on a fairly regular basis. I'm really random. I love to watch curling during the Winter Olympics. I know more obscure, useless facts than any one person should. I have minors in English and Journalism, so I'm a good writer, but I'm a horrific speller.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm bartending at The Pharmacy, in East Nashville. You should come have a burger, and a delicious beer or two. I'm also thinking about going back to school, but I'm still not sure what I want to study. Maybe engineering?
I’m really good at
I'm good at (and trying to get better at) tasting, identifying, and talking/writing about beer.

I'm spectacular at identifying movies, even movies I've never seen, after viewing only a few seconds of an obscure scene. It's not a very useful talent.

I'm good at memorizing facts, especially utterly useless facts that no one will ever need or want to know. For example, wheat bread toasts faster than white bread because it's darker and reflects less of the heat. (Well, I guess that could be useful if you were in a hurry to make toast)
The first things people usually notice about me
I have red hair and a beard, so probalby one of those things....?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books (I'm going to list authors instead of specific books)- Italio Calvio, Martin Amis, Tennessee Williams, Gogol, Kafka, Tim O'Brien, TC Boyle, Sloane Crosley, Anthony Bourdain

Movies - Inside Llewyn Davis, Much Ado About Nothing (2012), Donnie Darko, The Usual Suspects, Stranger Than Fiction, Lost in Translation, The Way of the Gun, The Terminal, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Serenity, The Prestige, Jarhead, Juno, The Kingdom, Paris Je T'aime, Sideways, Snatch, Waiting for Guffman, No Country for Old Men, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, Away We Go, Inglorious Bastards, The Hurt Locker, The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, Hunger, Django Unchained, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford, Fury

Music - The Weakerthans, John K Samson, Guster, Damien Rice, Ben Folds/Five, Iron and Wine, The Mountain Goats, Death Cab for Cutie, Hotel Lights, The Shins, The Paperbacks, Cake, Wilco, early Weezer

TV - Lost, Futurama, Community, Arrested Development, Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe, Scrubs, Rick and Morty, Modern Marvels, King of the Hill, Firefly, House, South Park, The Office, Dexter, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Top Chef, Breaking Bad, The Riches, Top Gear (the UK version)

Food - I love food! I'll eat just about anything. I hate mayonnaise, and I'm not a fan of cream cheese. That's about where my food dislikes end.

I'm going to add a radio/podcast section because that's what I listen to most of the time - Harmontown, Stuff You Should Know, This American Life, Wits, My Favorite Murder, On Point with Tom Ashbrook, StarTalk, Serial, and virtually anything on NPR
Six things I could never do without
Delicious food
A fan to beside my bed
Good beer and cocktails
Dental floss
Sleeping in
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That light traveling in a vacuum doesn't age. How crazy is that?

That there are different sized infinities.

And food. I think about food all the time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Unfortunately, I'm usually working. If I weren't working I would either be doing something fun, or sitting at home doing nothing. I'm exciting like that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate Shark Week! There, I said it....*

*I used to hate Shark Week more because it interrupted the good programming on Discovery. Since there is very little good programming on Discovery now I'm not as upset about it.
You should message me if
-You're at least a little nerdy.
-You're sarcastic.
-You don't misuse the word literally. It figuratively drives me crazy!
-You think I sound interesting.
-You like beer, and don't mind hearing me geek out over it.
-You don't misuse the word literally. It figuratively drives me crazy!
-Bonus points if you wear glasses, have a nose ring, and/or curly hair.
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