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My self-summary
Creative. Smart. Sarcastic. Movie geek. Basketball fan. Beagle lover. Beatles lover. Good cook. Bad bowler. Sentence fragment.

That's me in a nutshell, I reckon. (Nope, not from the south, just like the word "reckon".)

Alright, so there's a heckuva lot more to me than just that, but come on. It's damn near impossible to paint a picture of one's self in a couple of paragraphs. And really, it's not like people actually read these, right? I could probably copy Abraham Lincoln's biography from Wikipedia and paste it right here, just so long as my pics are to a lady's liking. And if my pics ARE to someone's liking,'re reading this...

Uhhh, so you looked at my pics and now you're reading my profile, which I suppose means it's a good thing I didn't copy/paste Honest Abe's bio in here, but now what? Should I write about how I "like to live life" and "love to have fun" as if those qualities somehow set me apart from most every other human being on this planet? Or do I drop this whole sarcasm bit and just play it straight?

Crap. I guess I'll play it straight and write a little about myself. I'm creative. I'm a musician, filmmaker, writer, what-have-you, but I unfortunately don't make a living doing that creative stuff. However, surprisingly enough, I do NOT live in my parents' basement, and I DO have a steady job, so that's kinda neat. I've got a Beagle pooch who, at this very moment, is looking at me with the "what is it you're doing right now" head tilt, which is of course adorable. I tell him that I'm writing a profile for an online dating site, but I don't think he understands what that means, which is cool, because I obviously don't understand it either.

So you're still reading this? Does that mean I've sparked an interest? Oh boy, oh boy! Nifty! Alright, so I suppose I should let you know what I'm looking for, eh? Well, if you're smart, witty, attractive, have a phenomenal sense of humor, AND you know the difference between "there", "they're" and "their", than I'm definitely interested. (Yes, I did that on purpose. If you know what I'm talking about, keep reading!)

Still here?? Well what are you waiting for? Send me a message already!
What I’m doing with my life
Paying the bills with my steady day job while I embark upon a bunch of creative endeavors. I'm also plowing through all of the episodes of "Cheers" on Netflix, so that's definitely something I'll have to put in my Christmas letter if I ever get around to writing one.
I’m really good at
Turning left.
The first things people usually notice about me
My massive biceps. Okay, not that. Maybe my eyes? I dunno, you tell me!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My favorite movie is "Raiders of the Lost Ark". I won't even mention the hundreds of others because this paragraph would go on forever. I'm a big fan of Stephen King. My favorite TV shows of all time are "Breaking Bad", "Lost" and "Friends". As far as current shows go, "The Walking Dead" and "Game of Thrones" are top notch. Music - Beatles, Aerosmith, Queen, Tom Petty, Beethoven, film scores, and my own stuff, of course. And food? I dunno. Bread?
Six things I could never do without
Six things I could never do without: 1) Brain. 2) Heart. 3) Lungs. 4) Oxygen. 5) Food. 6) Water.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Quantum physics, chaos theory, various uses of liquid nitrogen, the little wire twisty things you find on bread packaging, what obnoxious thing to write next...
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually at home, occasionally out, always alive. Thus far.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Some of my eyebrow hairs grow faster and longer than others.
You should message me if
You do wanna message me? Then do it! What's the worst thing that could happen? Sure, I just might write you back, but you could always delete that message if you wanted to, so no big whoop.
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