That's me in a nutshell, I reckon. (Nope, not from the south, just like the word "reckon".)
Alright, so there's a heckuva lot more to me than just that, but come on. It's damn near impossible to paint a picture of one's self in a couple of paragraphs. And really, it's not like people actually read these, right? I could probably copy Abraham Lincoln's biography from Wikipedia and paste it right here, just so long as my pics are to a lady's liking. And if my pics ARE to someone's liking, like...whoa...you're reading this...
Uhhh, so you looked at my pics and now you're reading my profile, which I suppose means it's a good thing I didn't copy/paste Honest Abe's bio in here, but now what? Should I write about how I "like to live life" and "love to have fun" as if those qualities somehow set me apart from most every other human being on this planet? Or do I drop this whole sarcasm bit and just play it straight?
Crap. I guess I'll play it straight and write a little about myself. I'm creative. I'm a musician, filmmaker, writer, what-have-you, but I unfortunately don't make a living doing that creative stuff. However, surprisingly enough, I do NOT live in my parents' basement, and I DO have a steady job, so that's kinda neat. I've got a Beagle pooch who, at this very moment, is looking at me with the "what is it you're doing right now" head tilt, which is of course adorable. I tell him that I'm writing a profile for an online dating site, but I don't think he understands what that means, which is cool, because I obviously don't understand it either.
So you're still reading this? Does that mean I've sparked an interest? Oh boy, oh boy! Nifty! Alright, so I suppose I should let you know what I'm looking for, eh? Well, if you're smart, witty, attractive, have a phenomenal sense of humor, AND you know the difference between "there", "they're" and "their", than I'm definitely interested. (Yes, I did that on purpose. If you know what I'm talking about, keep reading!)
Still here?? Well what are you waiting for? Send me a message already!