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My self-summary
(This profile is a bit dated. Lots has changed, like the moody broody thing, that changed. Updates soon! hooray!)

I'm an ENTP

I am a romantic, a joker, witty, charismatic, developed, artistic, inseparable from my inner thoughts yet fully extroverted. I have a loose tongue, scraped palms and knees, and shamelessly outspoken. I have lived in quite a few places over the past few years, I moved from Des Moines IA, to Boston MA, then back to the midwest to live in Chicago, and now back out to the east to live in Portland ME, and now Chicago again. I'm Nomadic. I'll keep the best parts of "The Person" I have been developing in so many settings and social circles. I'll always be a nerd, and I will always hate humanity and love people.

I'll cook you anything.

I am Heart, Here, and There
What I’m doing with my life
closing doors, breaking down old ones, and opening new ones. Leave some locked and others ajar. Making the best of everything that makes me, me. Right now im hopeful for a brighter future in Chicago. I'm actually quite happy and very personable, though all i seem to be writing, is vague and shaded in with some sort of "bitter" pencil. I'm going back to school for Media Arts, Journalism, and Coding.
I’m really good at
At getting in trouble and talking my way out. I love to cook. I write for an online magazine, mainly reviews for movies, games, books, whatever i feel like writing about. I've been a chef for seven years, all over the country, so I'm pretty good at that. I love Espresso.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably something crass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite authors: Palahniuk, Vonnegut, Sedaris, kafka, tolstoy, wells, orwell, huxley, Marx, Dumass, Thompson, and I'm a huge Cormac McCarthy fan.

Movies: Oldboy, In Bruge, Children of Men, Watchmen, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, Cashback, the Warriors, the Unbearable Lightness of Being, Gangs of New York, Delicatessen, True Romance, Battle Royale, the United States of Leland, Wet Hot American Summer, Nightmare on Elm Street, Tombstone, The Miami Connection, and on and on.

I love Horror films and bad 80's and 90's movies!

I can get sucked into dumb Rom-Coms.

T.V: Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Hell on Wheels, Doctor Who, Farscape, Twin Peaks, Black Sails, Hell on Wheels, Archer, Parks and Rec, Sons of Anarchy, The Shield, and many more. I not so secretly love So You Think You Can Dance and The Voice.

Music: Punk, Synth Thrash, Indie, Folk, gypsy punk.
Six things I could never do without
1. food
2. air
3. water
4. shelter
5. blood in muh Veins
6. Tea
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The End of the world, whats happening in the news, when i'll be published again, working on my family's sheep farm in Ireland, if I had lived in the 20's. The Universe! Why I haven't just taken off for the South Pacific and gone crazy like Leonardo DiCaprio in the The Beach.
On a typical Friday night I am
I enjoy the occasional party, going out to eat, getting drinks, talking about differences in beliefs and then furiously debating you, watching a movie, being weird, probably singing to my dog at some point, Wandering aimlessly anywhere.
Sidewalk Chalk
video games
paint cans
hopping on one foot
Biting my tongue
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm in an open relationship and searching for a friend and sexual unicorn.

I like to pull hoods over eyes. I've seen too many friends die for stupid causes and poor choices.
You should message me if
If you actually want to hangout in the real world. I'm up for anything, you should be too.
The two of us