33Bushwick, United States
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My self-summary
my life is a source of constant worry for seemingly everyone but me. i have trouble distinguishing whether this is a symptom of my free spirited bohemian nature or impending homelessness.
What I’m doing with my life
finally back in college to finish my bachelor's after my foray into the film industry resulted in a modicum of success and exhaustive obscurity. also, it dawned on me that my nieces and nephews might finish college before i do if i don't kick my ass into gear.
I’m really good at
giving people the impression i possess a vast pool of talents and knowledge through the strategic use of selective skills and trivia, then having people slowly grow disillusioned with me the more they get to know me.

and subtle braggadocio through the strategic use of self-deprecating humor.

also not calling my mom.
The first things people usually notice about me
that my relatively straight-laced and proper demeanor belies a bizarre mix of polyamorous hippie, publicly urinating criminal, and d&d playing nerd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
in the interest of brevity i'll list one of each:
ender's game
the collective works of michel gondry (ok i cheated here)
autotune the news
Six things I could never do without
maslow's hierarchy of needs + the internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how i'm not as witty, creative, or intelligent as i used to be. and then realize i can't recall a single point in my life where i haven't thought that.

social justice issues that don't exist yet like the unethical treatment of ai, dark matter species conservation movements, and the inequitable disparity of good beer.
On a typical Friday night I am
i rarely plan my life more than a week ahead of time...mmm...but these days it'd probably be working on a webcomic that i started with a friend for shits n' giggles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i've had recurring dreams of premature balding
You should message me if
you lack the energy to meticulously vet and scrutinize every person who piques your interest on the basis of one page (namely myself in this case) and would rather first establish contact and figure the rest out from there.
The two of us