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My self-summary
Just a few things I would say I am: restaurant expert, music nerd, tv/movie storyline continuity analyst, wannabe traveler, petter of dogs, sports statistic database and ultimate kanye apologist.

Beard length or lack thereof varies by month.

Trying to go on a taco diet i.e eating tacos for every meal.
What I’m doing with my life
I work full time with people who write/decide what you should and shouldn't be eating and on weekends I cook dinner parties for my friend's catering company

Part time finishing up my degree in media studies & digital communication at nyu

Eating lots of spicy foods
I’m really good at
Cartwheels. Sometimes drunk cartwheels.
Choosing great bars/restaurants, spelling sandwich wrong when i get very excited, having a phenomenal memory, burning the shit out of microwave popcorn, being athletic, rapping Kanye & Jay Z lyrics, singing Beyoncé in the private
The first things people usually notice about me
Big smile, if my hair is down, might look a bit like Jesus
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Can't hardly wait, City of God, The Departed, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Big Daddy, Role Models. Also most films involving Paul Rudd, Rashida Jones, Dicaprio or Hugh Grant.

The office, new girl, community, parks and rec, suits, 30 rock, modern family, Seinfeld & I hate watch Girls

Amy Winehouse, Kanye, Beyoncé, Fiona Apple, Pharrell , Wale, Jay Z, Coldplay, John Mayer (!!!), Justin Timberlake, Frank Ocean, the beatles, the xx, lorde, Kendrick Lamar, Pearl Jam, U2, Mike Posner, Rozzi Crane, Delta Rae, Big Sean, Jack Johnson, Death Cab, MGMT, radiohead, Portishead.

I love all foods. This is something we should talk about in person
Six things I could never do without
Contact lenses
Water or bacon (totally interchangeable IMO)
My Friends
the internet
Spicy food

7 things.
In that order.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why does Hollywood deprive us of Tom Cruise/John Travolta death scenes?

People who enjoy the acting of Nicholas Cage.

Scientology and all of its surrounding craziness.


Debating the best kanye song (hey mama? Only One? Jesus walks? Roses? Runaway? Paranoid? Too many to name?!?)

Debating the best Beyoncé song (love on top? I care? XO? Too many to choose?)
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking and eating with friends or catching up on my dvr
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't enjoy New York as much as everyone else or I had a parakeet as a kid named Bearhug
You should message me if
Can explain the space time continuum to me
Make/laugh at some bad jokes
Enjoy abita
You want to quote the office, Seinfeld or 30 Rock
You hate 2 in 1 shampoo conditioners
The two of us