34Phoenix, United States
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My self-summary
I just recently relocated to Phoenix from Columbus, OH. So huge change in scenery. Being incredibly new to area means I'm completely open to any kind of new experience and meeting new people in general.

I am the undisputed champion of super obscure movie quotes and random song lyrics. My brothers and I have turned inside jokes into a form of art and second language. I love to laugh, and try make everyone else laugh almost as often. I've got a witty, sarcastic and sometimes dry, sense of humor. I crack inappropriate jokes often; but I definitely understand boundaries and do my best to respect them. Making people laugh and finding the positives in otherwise terrible situations is a talent of mine.

I am very family oriented, so the big move across country has been tough in that regard, leaving my family behind. But I feel like I have finally gotten to a place where I have a firm grasp on what I want out of life. Therefore, I am seeking a like-minded individual.

I am very outgoing and have a tendency to stand out in a crowd. But at the same time I can be a little shy in a one-on-one setting until I get to know you a bit.
What I’m doing with my life
I work telecommunications and networking for a major fortune 500 company. More specifically, I handle order entry and account management.
I’m really good at
As is apparent by reading my profile so far, I am also a master of run-on sentences. I have a tendency to place commas where periods belong.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height, smile, eyes and my sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Wheel of Time series, anything by Brandon Sanderson, Shutter Island, George RR Martin

Django Unchained, Dark Knight trilogy, Lord of the Rings, Inception, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Snatch, Gladiator, The Matrix, Blood Diamond

Game of Thrones, Rescue Me, Sons of Anarchy, Archer, The League, American Horror Story, South Park

Muse, 36 Crazyfists, Bloodsimple, Nine Inch Nails, Stone Sour, Tool, A Perfect Circle, The Killers, Fair to Midland, Black Label Society, M83

I will eat just about anything put in front of me at least once. I LOVE sushi!
Six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What animals are thinking. The meaning of life, etc.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends or family. I am a bit of a craft beer aficionado, I greatly enjoy trying all kinds of crazy new beers.

That said, I am also perfectly content to sit at home, curled up on the couch with a good book or good movie. Nothing better sometimes than a lazy weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am The Batman!
You should message me if
You have a sense of humor and are preferably family-oriented. As I previously stated, I'm looking for someone who knows what they want out of life, and wants to find someone to share it with.
The two of us