I figured this was a good way to try and sidestep this problem:
The following was automatically generated by a web based java app. I was quite surprised at just how cohesive it was. I hope you enjoy.
Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen and your first reaction was to try and shoo it away with your mouse cursor?
I have one arm attached to the right side of my body.
Recently I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
In order to relax, I play a small acting part in educational films such as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," also I have written an encyclopedia that is now used as supplemental reading material for people with too much shelf-space on their bookshelf.
I manage time efficiently. I weave, cook. draw, sing and weave- All at the same time.
I believe that good judgment comes from experience, though, more often than not, experience comes from bad judgment.
I may not be totally perfect but, parts of me are excellent.
I've also discovered why forklifts have to be so big, even though they only lift forks. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know.
"Everybody dies, not everybody lives" -- I love the quote, but have no idea where it's from. 10 brownie points if you can tell me. 100 points and a cereal box top can be redeemed for the best brownie recipe in the world.
If you don't take yourself too seriously and are an individual rather than special, social rather than introspective, curious rather than scared, then I would like to meet you. I just want to hang out briefly to see if there is chemistry between us. That, or potential for a friendship. I'm fine with both outcomes - or neither. I get out enough as it is. Send me a message, lets get to know each other and we'll take it from there.
Heh, nah: Those are just the first six things I saw in the ad banners on this site.