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My self-summary
So many profiles read like resumes. They're more about marketing one's self rather than giving the reader an accurate picture of who the author is that, really, by the time you've finished reading, you don't know anything more about the person, or your compatibility with them, than you did when you started.
I figured this was a good way to try and sidestep this problem:

The following was automatically generated by a web based java app. I was quite surprised at just how cohesive it was. I hope you enjoy.

Have you ever had a fly land on your computer screen and your first reaction was to try and shoo it away with your mouse cursor?
I have one arm attached to the right side of my body.
Recently I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down.
In order to relax, I play a small acting part in educational films such as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," also I have written an encyclopedia that is now used as supplemental reading material for people with too much shelf-space on their bookshelf.
I manage time efficiently. I weave, cook. draw, sing and weave- All at the same time.
I believe that good judgment comes from experience, though, more often than not, experience comes from bad judgment.
I may not be totally perfect but, parts of me are excellent.
I've also discovered why forklifts have to be so big, even though they only lift forks. But why does the chicken cross the road, huh, if not for love? *sigh* I do not know.
"Everybody dies, not everybody lives" -- I love the quote, but have no idea where it's from. 10 brownie points if you can tell me. 100 points and a cereal box top can be redeemed for the best brownie recipe in the world.
If you don't take yourself too seriously and are an individual rather than special, social rather than introspective, curious rather than scared, then I would like to meet you. I just want to hang out briefly to see if there is chemistry between us. That, or potential for a friendship. I'm fine with both outcomes - or neither. I get out enough as it is. Send me a message, lets get to know each other and we'll take it from there.
What I’m doing with my life
At this very moment... Writing nonsense on an OkCupid profile. Tomorrow is another day.
I’m really good at
Naked ski jumping, like in that issue of Playgirl with Burt Reynolds on the cover. '74, I think. Good spread, you should check it out.
The first things people usually notice about me
That there's something a bit odd about me. They tend to warm up to my quirks fairly quickly though, and soon find them endearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I hate trying to pin down specific favourites, I'd be here all year listing songs, names, titles and dishes. I love everything I read, watch, listen to and or ingest equally.
Six things I could never do without
Global news
Online Casinos
Alaskan Cruises
Heh, nah: Those are just the first six things I saw in the ad banners on this site.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Things that I could make out of duct tape and how I should probably buy some new pants. The two are inter-related at times.
On a typical Friday night I am
Practising my multitasking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once tried to hook up with a brother and sister (twins actually) at the same party. Separately of course, incest is not really my thing.
You should message me if
You think you left your phone in my medicine cabinet and want me to check for you. <-- totally not intended as sexual innuendo... but reading it back all, I can picture is a guy with a grimy mustache and brylcream hairdo exaggeratedly winking.
The two of us