submarine_humor
36 Columbus, United States
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My self-summary
I am a card carrying and sarcastic smartie pants. I love to laugh and get others to laugh with me. Even more, I enjoy long and thought provoking conversations.

Some facts about me:

➤ I have been divorced for 3+ years

➤ My daughter and only child is 6 years old, she is my sunshine

➤ I have my own condo

➤ I am getting a degree in computer programming - only 5 classes left, counting 3 in progress.

➤ I am starting Grad School in January.

➤ I just finished a project for Microsoft, which allowed me to join a company, full time and now has me working in the Brewery District.

Sapiosexual Bait, looking for the same

➤ I am allergic to cats ☣ I know, it sucks because cats are awesome, but I enjoy breathing. If you have an outside cat or only 1 (rare cases 2), there might be a chance.

➤I test as an INFP but I sometimes more personally identify as an ENFP
(Imagine if Johnny Depp and Robin Williams had a mutual brother, based on personalities)
What I’m doing with my life
I am enjoying my job and the current project I am working on is exciting. I am looking forward to new adventures in life and sharing those adventures with a special someone.

I also enjoy cooking, socializing, spending time with my kid or trying to learn or do something new. I enjoy trying new foods, movies, creative thinking and going on an adventure (planned or spontaneous).
I’m really good at
Cooking, giving advice, learning new things (like how to do french braids), building things and coming up a way to turn almost anything into a way to laugh.

I am a problem solver professionally, so that comes in handy with conversations and relationships.
The first things people usually notice about me
Usually, my smile or my lack of adherence to social norms.

According to the results of the personality tab, I would say that either I am a fairly unique guy, or most guys are just boring and bland. Either way, thanks OKC at least you get me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
To be honest, reading books is not as entertaining for me as it is for most people. I blame the dyslexia.

I did however, enjoy reading the book "Why do men have nipples?" It is a great read especially if you read in small bits instead of large blocks of time and want to know the answer to some really weird medical questions.

I enjoy a wide range of movies including but not limited to:
Secretary (the real story of 50 shades), Deadpool, Stardust, The Ultimate Gift, the Princess Bride, Fight club, Fifth Element, 13 Conversations About One Thing, Down Periscope and kid's movies (especially with my daughter). By the way: Han shot first.

Musically I am am oddity and I don't anticipate finding anyone on this site who knows of, let alone also enjoys the bands that I enjoy. I do hope to find someone who is willing to experience them with me, while I learn about their interests as well.

Bands:
Boyce Avenue
VNV Nation ( orchestra remake / original)
Imperative Reaction
Razed In Black
The Azoic
Celldweller
iio
Assemblage 23
State of the Union (one of my favorite music videos)
... The list goes on.

Food: I have a wide range of things that I will eat, so in general I like spicy more than sweet and I like to try new things. If you haven't had a fried rice omelette, you haven't lived. I could eat pho for every meal.
The six things I could never do without
Hot sauce (franks or sriracha)
Good Conversation
Family
Laughter
Basic needs for staying alive - maslow hierarchy of needs
The things I have learned from my past experiences
I spend a lot of time thinking about
So I am bald, so I have some character and I am not a Xerox of expectation like those "regulars" in the check out line at department stores, the gym or some trendy food outlet, so I have a passion for being a dad. I guess that is what makes me who I am. That may not be perfect in your eyes, and that is fine. In fact, screw perfection!

If you want someone to accept you for who you are, then be willing to accept them for who they are as well. I am not perfect and I do not expect any woman I meet to be perfect. I actually want her to be flawed and confident enough to express her flaws, because those flaws just might be her best and most attractive qualities. I am attracted to someone because they have a tattoo, "tiger stripes", a quirky smile or a unique laugh. Anything that makes them beautiful and unique on the outside, just as they are on the inside. There is no mold or expectation, just the opportunity to get to know the right person for who they are completely.

I want to cuddle up next to someone who wants to be next to a guy like me, I want to find myself wanting to spend time with someone because their flaws make my flaws a perfect match for them and them for me. (looking for baggage that matches mine, like in Rent)

I dare any woman on here to prove me wrong. Show me that I do not have the patience to get through the hard times, the inspiration to do something spontaneous, the desire to make the most of every opportunity and the tenacity to make a friendship that can grow into something more with time, at a pace that we both enjoy, without the pressures of expectations from anyone, not even ourselves.

Is there a woman out there that is willing to be happy, not just today or tomorrow, but every day that she can have with a guy that makes her feel like she is the only woman he wants to say goodnight to, every night?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either with my daughter or living life, out with friends and usually having some fun conversations.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I secretly hate sleeping alone, it just doesn't feel natural.

There is something about:
~Someone's feet keeping warm against your body
~Random unprovoked hugs
~Tandem syncronous human pretzel formations
~Saying goodnight to someone you are likely to dream about, just before you drift off
~Falling asleep talking to them about anything and everything
~Saying good morning to someone that you just had dreams about.

Yeah, that's the good stuff.
You should message me if
You have the courage to do so or take a risk and find out instead of judging and dismissing someone without getting to know them. You feel like you can challenge me and want to be challenged, in a positive and supporting way yourself. You are willing to be yourself, laugh, smile or cry, as necessary. You should be willing to share what is on your mind and embrace some random perspectives and off the wall comments. Most of all you should write me if you have the urge to do so or have questions/comments you would like a response to.

You can accept the fact that I want to get to know you and have a conversation about things, before they turn deeply intimate.

You are a fan of Brené Brown, Neil Degrasse Tyson, Laughing your butt off or Making and/or Sharing memories with your best friend that you decided to just move in with and become family because it eventually became too hard to fight what was naturally happening, so you just owned it for what it was and smiled the whole time.

I have no problem writing to you first, but if you contact me first, that doesn't make you any less of a lady, it just means you want to help a guy know that you would like to talk.
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