32New Orleans, United States
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My self-summary
I am currently in NOLA, lately of Portland, Oregon, having fled from the heat and generally intolerable culture of Texas. I have issues with doubling up letters. I have a weakness for stompy boots, wool coats, and pretty pierced girls. When exhausted, I cease making sense in any sort of linear manner. I love to write, but am terrible at actually sitting down and doing it. Some day, I will finish deciding on how many/what type of tattoos to add to my skin. I have an unhealthy love of the Cthulu mythos. I bound gleefully between antisocial and the quintessential social butterfly, usually depending on whether I have a good book on hand. I've often remarked that I would kick a nun brutally in exchange for a dirty martini and some good sushi. If you want something less disjointed, you know the necessary protocols.

I am unabashedly geeky, mercurial, and non-euclidean
What I’m doing with my life
Plans, plots, and...honestly, not all that much. We're in hypothetical stages at the moment.
I’m really good at
I'm adequate at turning phrases nicely, when I can hunt that lazy muse down. I also make the best quiche you've ever tasted.
The first things people usually notice about me
I loom over bystanders, in most situations. I put bits of metal through my face, and am not infrequently to be found engaging in diatribes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Geoffrey of Monmouth and Robert Jordan to religious propaganda tracts, if it's pulp or a digital sequence, I'll find a way to read it. Generally, more scifi/fantasy than the rest (re: geek). Lately, Patrick Rothfuss and the Dark Tower series.

Movies: While action, plot, intrigue, and brain-rending special effects have their time, nothing will make me chortle like bad, bad b-movies.

Music: Give me something visceral, and it's good. Throw in some grind and a wall of sound, and I'm happy.

Food: Various asian foods are always accepted. Mediterranean, though in short supply, is appreciated. Honestly, I'm not that picky.
Six things I could never do without
Enough books to re-open Alexandria, boots for tromping, coffee/tea, tobacco, various things to tinker with, and, of course, a good pen.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How unappreciated I am in my own age. Some day, I'll do something to justify that line of thought.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing alchemist behind a bar and wondering why these kids can't hold their liquor or tip.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once ran myself over with a truck. I was three. It was tragic/amusing.
You should message me if
You feel so inclined. If you're also a pretty girl with wit, I shall bat my eyelashes at you in a fetching manner. I am also likely to force books on you.

And, of course, if you get the silly Spider Jerusalem costuming. That too.
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