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My self-summary
Hello treasured vistor. Welcome
What I’m doing with my life
I've mostly worked in technology. Currently I'm trying to build a real company.

Aside from my primary career, I'm also the Archduke Of Sealand, and must be addressed as such in any correspondence.
I’m really good at
being medium good.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I have a plank in my eye. I then notice the person noticing me has a plank in their eye, and I quickly tell them they have a plank in their eye, and I DON'T acknowledge the plank I have in my eye.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Usually I read to learn. Some favorites: The Selfish Gene, The Singularity Is Near, On Intelligence, Guns Germs and Steel, Origins of the Political Order, The Demon Haunted World, Chimpanzee Politics, 1984, Siddhartha, Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, The Count of Monte Cristo.

Movies - Wes Anderson, Terrence Malick, Lars von Trier, Werner Herzog, The Coens, Michael Haneke, Sofia Coppola, Richard Linklater are some of my favorite filmmakers. I like indie stuff and blockbusters alike (not really).

TV - Louie, The Knick, Vice, Halt and Catch Fire, The Wire, Steven Universe, Broad City, Silicon Valley, Fareed Zakaria, Bored to Death, Mad Men, Flight of the Conchords, Archer.

Music - I'm not particularly knowledgeable about music (esp current stuff), though I'm certainly an appreciator. Some favorites: The Velvet Underground/Nico, Elliot Smith, Cat Power, Mungo Jerry, Kavinsky, The Kinks, Frank Zappa, The Doors.

Food - I like to put savory bits in my mouth like the next ape. I know a good bit about the nutrition side of food and have OK skills in the kitchen.
Six things I could never do without
Your soft touch, knowledge, solid relationships, some order in the chaos, self admiration, an upside.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I ponder all kinds of stuff, 'a very reflective type' my friends would say. But tits and money are still the main things.
On a typical Friday night I am
looking for the fun. Or left clicking.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dunno
You should message me if
I heard that people are made of exploded stars, and the "scientific theory of love" states that true lovers are made of the same star. So it appears by definition, reality requires that you're into celestial incest...lemme know if you're cool with that.

You DO have a heart of gold.

You DON'T have a penis phobia.

...and we have things in common you like or you just want to say something. I always want to meet shiny new people.

(ALSO holla at me if your parents are offering a fat dowry.)

P.S. I don't send the first message. Women get bombarded by us brawny males. And it's boring and routine anyways, so let's spice it up shall we? You're gonna have to set your purse down for a sec and take this bull by the horns if you want him.
The two of us