30 New Haven, United States
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My self-summary
So what I do is scour the okcupidthing and search out the worst profile pictures out there. Then I show them to friends and family for amusement.

Most are men, and most look like what I imagine rapists look like when they lift up their shirts and take pictures of themselves.

I'll make a tumblr when I get around to it.
What I’m doing with my life
Sleeping late, playing guitar, making a pizza, and learning the secret language of the birds, park rangering(pending budget cuts), grad school applications, working in a restaurant
I’m really good at
Tetris and other stacking activities
The first things people usually notice about me
My rippling pectoral muscles
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Law and Order:SVU
Townes Van Zandt
Banana Bread
The six things I could never do without
Road maps
French Toast
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If another economic downturn will have an adverse effect on my current educational choices and how to avoid becoming obsolete.

And if I could someday go to Mars and drive a Ferrari,

on Mars
On a typical Friday night I am

Tip your bartender.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once stole 12 thousand dollars worth of cocaine from the police station and no one alive ever found out.
You should message me if
Do it! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT!