Once, there was a tree, and a boy. The tree despised the boy, because the boy had a soul.
So the tree would try many times to kill the boy, and feast upon his flesh, to gain life.
The tree tried to fool the boy through bribes. The tree exclaimed. Come boy, eat my delicious apples. Little did the boy know, the apples had anthrax and he would die.
The boy replied, Fuck yo shit nigga.
So the tree was very depressed.
The boy did not return.