sunglassesfork
31San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Drone with pretensions to art and no talent.
What I’m doing with my life
Podcast: www.soundcloud.com/askadivorcee
insta: ho_grammer

Selling out by day
Comedy
Gainz, bro
Yoga
Walking
Chilling
I’m really good at
double entendres, Mae West impressions, pithy seemingly-deep phrases
The first things people usually notice about me
exceptional decorum and social graces
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Americanah, I Claudius, Brave New World, a long list of other dystopias, travelogues

Brazil, Dog Day Afternoon, Die Hard, Mad Max Fury Road

Rick and Morty, Peep Show, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, Father Ted, 30 Rock

Dancehall, soca, hipster shit, classic rock shit, reggae, Bollywood filmi music of the 60s and 70s, French 60s pop, Arab pop and classic, rap, punk

Lentils, soups, lentil soup, legumes in general, whatever other people are willing to make me
Six things I could never do without
Coffee
Complicated drinks
Dancing
Cunnilingus
Sunglasses
Hella fucking sweaters and jackets for this cold-ass city
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- How the meritocracy is bullshit
- How bougie I've become
- Which protein powder has the best macros; fuck it I'll just go for the cheetos.
- Death
- Dick jokes
On a typical Friday night I am
Hit an open mic and the gym - it's so empty as though people have social lives or some such dumb shit!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
willing to whore myself for Hamilton tix.
You should message me if
you want a trophy wife and will support her doing comedy and lifting. We can also class it up and call you a "patron" who is "supporting the arts". These vagina jokes don't write themselves. Don't worry my costs are cheap.

If that's too expensive then just be dope.
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