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My self-summary
Self summary? LOL can what right do I have to limit myself to the confines of a summary? You will need to read the entire manifesto to absorb this entity! I will instead feed you what I think you want to hear because is that not what most of us do anyway?

I am a pretty creative, intelligent person who loves anything that catches my attention and keeps me entertained. I cringe at stupidity and laugh uncontrollably at the weirdest things. I am a self proclaimed smart ass(although my test calls me a spiteful loner), but all in all I am (in my opinion) a great, thoughtful friend.

I am probably the coolest person you will ever meet. I even sweat awesome! Hee hee. I love anything quirky and weird because anything else sucks!

I can get along with most people as long as they are not complete idiots and have no issues making friends with all types. I am kind of a shy observer initially, but once I warm up, I am pretty kick ass!

I am a dork, footloose, and fancy free. I like singing everything and breaking out in interpretive dances for no reason. When I'm home alone, you might catch me doing solo karaoke because, really, who doesn't belt out the Titanic theme song when no one's watching (don't lie hee hee).

So...there is me summed up, anything else you will have to figure out on your own. Toodles!
What I’m doing with my life
I am attempting to brainwash my conquests into thinking they way I do about life and the like. I am a meme for the brain. Total world domination is the goal and I will come out on top!
I’m really good at
Anything I put my mind to. Cliche right? but I really am great at whatever I seriously try to do...seriously. lol I am also good at being modest and humble....can't you tell?
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile or my horns...I dunno
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love quirky zombie stuff, Christopher Moore books (he is just weirdly funny), Apathy by Paul Neilson, *cough* thetwilightsaga...suggest a read for me. It might be the greatest thing I have ever placed hands on!

Movies: Pulp Fiction, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, the Notebook (my chick flick), Scott Pilgrim, 500 Days of Summer, Anchorman, 40 year Old Virgin, *musicals*, anything scary or even meant to be scary but just corny...fearnet is my boring night friend.

Music: I'll listen to anything. Rock, Country, R&B, Neo Soul, Punk, Pop Rock, Rap Rock if it has a good beat or awesome sound I am all about it! I love music. There is something for every mood I'm in.

Food: Ummmmm if it includes bread I may just try it

One of my most favoritist quotes: "What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." - Billy Madison
Six things I could never do without
1. My computer/internets(yes internets)
2. Music
3. Toiletry Kit
4. A good book
5. A comb... I'm natural, I must detangle
6. Someone to talk to or at least something to write in so I feel like my feelings are being heard (yes paper can hear)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the strangest things sometimes like what if the inventor of ketchup failed at making it? What would we put on our fries, burgers, hot dogs, etc?


How can I ensure coming back as a zombie when I die?
On a typical Friday night I am
Snuggled up at home, out at a bar, hanging with's whatever. I'm pretty laid back. Just don't make plans and douche out last minute that really makes my a-star-star itch.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a dork!
You should message me if
you feel so inclined, but beware, I have a fiery mouth and don't feel bad about what I say!
The two of us