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My self-summary
Nerd. Socially awkward. Bookish. Basically anything that screams introvert.
What I’m doing with my life
As if life wasn't difficult enough, you had to throw me an existentialist question that makes me question my life. Really?
I’m really good at
First an existentialist question, now one that wants to see how pompous and self-absorbed I could be?

But since you really want to know, I can sleep forever. PB: 22hours.

P.S. I'm good at being a pretentious and self-aggrandising sock if I wanted to, I just need the right impetus.

By the way... coffee anyone?
The first things people usually notice about me
my height, fool.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - Enid Blyton, Roald Dahl, Dale Carnegie and anything by Prentice-Hall or McGraw Hill

Music - A-Trak, Beatles, Caribou, Daft Punk, Explosions in the Sky, Feist, Grizzly Bear, Hauschka, Inch Chua, Jamie Woon, Kavinsky, Little Dragon, Massive Attack, The National, The One AM Radio, Parov Stelar, Queen, Radiohead, Skrillex, Toro Y Moi, U2, The Vaccines, Washed Out, The XX, Yeasayer, Zedd

Shows - Vikings, House of Cards

Food - sushi... sorry I'm gonna get me some sushi right now
Six things I could never do without
My body,
my pad,
my ride,
my family,
my church,
my boys,
my girls, and
my porn.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether the world would end before I can find a girlfriend. And if said world does end, if it would be Walking Dead style or Warm Bodies style. Screw this, this is making me think more than I usually do.
On a typical Friday night I am
streaking in the park, skinny dipping in the dark
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
According to, fuc* was used 190.72625699 times per hour. I use more than twice that sometimes. Oh god forbid.
You should message me if
or if you are the Jennifer Lawrence.
The two of us